Perhaps that is where I have been going wrong JP, maybe I have been to nice in the wrong quarters for too long, whatever the reason, it has done me no good in the past.
66 been there done that and got the tee shirts. It's very easy to be nice to folk who don't deserve it. There is a very fine line between the 2 groups and not an easy one to spot.
Unfortunately the half digestive is bereft of chocolate. We can however offer a slightly mouldy hob nob with what i believe to be chocolate on one side.
2jelly babies. 3 strawberry bon bons and a slightly green chocolate hob nob is our best offer. We will put them in an envelope and tell dave it's a birthday card he needs to deliver for us. And oop north to us is anywhere above colchester.
Once he's got you in the midlands, he'll have you buying all the pies n burgers you can find -thus creating a nationwide shortage - so that he can then sell all the stashed pies at massive profits , and become mega rich !!!!