a cucumber,a pickle and a penis were chattin bout life the cucumber ses its a bitch but when i get fat and juicy i get chopped up and tossed into a salad, the pickle ses well when i get fat and juicy i get stuffed in a jar covered in spices and drowned in vinigar put the lid back on and get stuffed in a cupboard,the penis ses thats nothin when i get fat and juicy they pull a rubber bag over my head shove me in a dark tunnel and continually bang my head against the wall till i throw up and pass out now thats bad
One Saturday evening a father is walking in the park with his six year old son when they come across a dog and bitch going at it 'Hell for leather'.
The young boy looks at his father and says 'What are they doing daddy'.
The father thinks for a moment and says 'They are making puppies son' then they walk home.
The next morning, the six year old runs into his parents bedroom to find his mother 'Spread eagle' on the bed with his father between her legs having sex.
The six year old looks at his father and says 'What are you doing daddy'.
The father thinks for a moment and says 'We are making babies son'.
The six year old thinks for a moment and says 'Can you turn her over, I want a puppy'.
Two pubic hairs stuck to the side of a urinal.
one pubic hair said to the other one
'If we stay here too long we'll both get pissed off'
Sorry! It's a bit of an old one.
Hope this is new to some of you?
I've just answered the door to a six foot beetle who procceded to smack me around the head, then told me to F**k off!!!
Apparently, there's a nasty bug going 'round!
Hope this is new to some of you?
I've just opened the door to a six foot beetle which procceded to smack me around the head, then told me to f**k off!!
Apparently there's a nasty bug going 'round!
A little boy kills a butterfly. Dad says to him, no butter for two weeks!
Little boy kills a honey bee. Dad says to him, no honey for two weeks!
Mum kills a cockroach. Little boy turns to Dad and says, are you going to tell her, or shall i?
A man walks into the doctors.
The doctor asks the man what the problem is.
The man says 'I know you are a busy man and I didn't really want to trouble you but I cannot pronounce my 'F's and 'T's.'
The doctor replies 'You cant say Fairer Than That'
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