Quote Kwak 13th Jan:
I've just spoke to Jasen and he says Squires aint closed at all, not even for decorating, so looks like the gathering is a goer
Blue, Squires website is well out of date. If ya wanna know what's happening best to give em a call
Cheers DC and Kwak, just seen the post and there's me thinking that t'interweb was at the leading edge of Worldwide communications instead of just being a useful tool (pardon the phrase) for porn addicts .
If anyone doesn't know the way to Squires, but can get themselves to Ferrybridge services, then We're more than welcome to meet before going to Squires to show 'em the way. Just give me a PM well in advance so we can organise something.
Mankini? wasn't he a famous music composer?
Update:
Meet at Squires Sunday Feb 24th about 11.30am-ish.
See events page to add yourself to the attendance list.
http://www.bikermatch.co.uk/sites/bm/events/event_details.asp?event_id=147
A Yorkshire translation for those coming up Norff.
If you can use one or two of these phrases it will impress the locals and they will speak to you in English
1.
Intitot?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Isn’t it hot?<o:p></o:p>
2. <o:p> </o:p>
Giusit<o:p></o:p>
Give me it<o:p></o:p>
3. <o:p> </o:p>
Summatsupeer<o:p></o:p>
Something is up here<o:p></o:p>
4. <o:p> </o:p>
Garritetten<o:p></o:p>
Get it eaten<o:p></o:p>
5. <o:p> </o:p>
Supwidee<o:p></o:p>
What’s up with you<o:p></o:p>
6. <o:p> </o:p>
Gerartnit<o:p></o:p>
Get out of it<o:p></o:p>
7. <o:p> </o:p>
Smarrrarweeim?<o:p></o:p>
What’s the matter with him?<o:p></o:p>
8. <o:p> </o:p>
Iampgorrit<o:p></o:p>
I haven’t got it<o:p></o:p>
9. <o:p> </o:p>
Azzegeniter?<o:p></o:p>
Has he given it to her?<o:p></o:p>
10. <o:p> </o:p>
Eez gooinooam<o:p></o:p>
He’s going home<o:p></o:p>
11. <o:p> </o:p>
Asta gorrit withy?<o:p></o:p>
Have you got it with you?<o:p></o:p>
12. <o:p> </o:p>
Isthemmum<o:p></o:p>
Are those they? <o:p></o:p>
13. <o:p> </o:p>
Asta gorrit reight?<o:p></o:p>
Have you got it right?<o:p></o:p>
14. <o:p> </o:p>
Purremineer<o:p></o:p>
Put them in here<o:p></o:p>
15. <o:p> </o:p>
Ayempt eared nowt<o:p></o:p>
I haven’t heard anything<o:p></o:p>
16. <o:p> </o:p>
Thalafter gerra newun<o:p></o:p>
You will have to get a new one.<o:p></o:p>
17. <o:p> </o:p>
Eesezitintis burraberritis<o:p></o:p>
He say’s it isn’t his but I bet it is.<o:p></o:p>
18. <o:p> </o:p>
Lerrus gerrus andzwosht<o:p></o:p>
Let’s get our hands washed<o:p></o:p>
19. <o:p> </o:p>
Sumonemz gorragerroff<o:p></o:p>
Some of them will have to get off.<o:p></o:p>
20. <o:p> </o:p>
Weevgorragerrus imbux<o:p></o:p>
We have got to get our hymn books<o:p></o:p>
21. <o:p> </o:p>
Thamun gerrit lernt<o:p></o:p>
You will have to get it learned<o:p></o:p>
22. <o:p> </o:p>
Shut thigob<o:p></o:p>
Shut your mouth<o:p></o:p>
23. <o:p> </o:p>
Owzeeno?<o:p></o:p>
How does he know?<o:p></o:p>
24. <o:p> </o:p>
Aberritinters?<o:p></o:p>
I bet it isn’t her’s?<o:p></o:p>
25. <o:p> </o:p>
Nardenden wotyadoin?<o:p></o:p>
Now then, then what are you doing?<o:p></o:p>
26. <o:p> </o:p>
Corforus arpastate intmornin<o:p></o:p>
Call for me at half past eight in the morning<o:p></o:p>
27. <o:p> </o:p>
Asta seenim on telly?<o:p></o:p>
Have you seen him on the television?<o:p></o:p>
28. <o:p> </o:p>
It dunt marrer<o:p></o:p>
It doesn’t matter<o:p></o:p>
29. <o:p> </o:p>
Lerrus gurrat pixchers<o:p></o:p>
Let’s go to the cinema<o:p></o:p>
30.
Astagorratenner?<o:p></o:p>
Have you got a tenner?<o:p></o:p>
31. <o:p> </o:p>
Eenose nowt abarttit<o:p></o:p>
He doesn’t know anything about it.<o:p></o:p>
32. <o:p> </o:p>
Eez gunna gerra lorra lolly forrit<o:p></o:p>
He is going to get a lot of money for it.<o:p></o:p>
33. <o:p> </o:p>
Lerrer gerontbus<o:p></o:p>
Let her get on the bus.<o:p></o:p>
34. <o:p> </o:p>
Ederrant perrizead undatwatter<o:p></o:p>
He daren’t put his head under the water<o:p></o:p>
35. <o:p> </o:p>
Eeses eantaddit<o:p></o:p>
He say’s he hasn’t had it.<o:p></o:p>
36. <o:p> </o:p>
Ateldim burrewunt lissen<o:p></o:p>
I told him but he would not listen.<o:p></o:p>
37. <o:p> </o:p>
Oowurrewi wurree weeizsen?<o:p></o:p>
Who was he with, was he by himself?<o:p></o:p>
38. <o:p> </o:p>
Lerrim purrisaton<o:p></o:p>
Let him put his hat on.<o:p></o:p>
39. <o:p> </o:p>
Astleclowte thee if tha duntgeeower<o:p></o:p>
I shall hit you if you don’t stop it.<o:p></o:p>
40. <o:p> </o:p>
Tintintin<o:p></o:p>
It isn’t in the tin.<o:p></o:p>
41. <o:p> </o:p>
Gerray tergithi and weeit<o:p></o:p>
Get it together and weigh it.<o:p></o:p>
42. <o:p> </o:p>
Eez gorris atooam<o:p></o:p>
He’s got his at home.<o:p></o:p>
43.
Thawanster wesh thi erroiles aht<o:p></o:p>
You want to wash your ears out.<o:p></o:p>
44. <o:p> </o:p>
Middads gorrajag<o:p></o:p>
My father has a Jaguar.<o:p></o:p>
45. <o:p> </o:p>
Thakkaniftha wants<o:p></o:p>
You can if you want.<o:p></o:p>
46. <o:p> </o:p>
Eez nobutta babbi<o:p></o:p>
He’s a baby.<o:p></o:p>
47. <o:p> </o:p>
Tantad nowt dunnatit as I noson<o:p></o:p>
It hasn’t had anything done to it that I know of.<o:p></o:p>
48. <o:p> </o:p>
Cantha kumterarowse tuneet?<o:p></o:p>
Can you come to our house tonight?<o:p></o:p>
49. <o:p> </o:p>
Wears gaffer?<o:p></o:p>
Where is the boss?<o:p></o:p>
50.
Thas moorair inthi lugoile thanthaas onthiead<o:p></o:p>
You have more hair in you ears than you have on you head<o:p></o:p>
51. <o:p> </o:p>
Gerremoff<o:p></o:p>
Self explanatory<o:p></o:p>
PML we rarely get chance to use No1?
I'd never use No 20 and the answer to No 30 will always be No 6, well we are talking YORKSHIRE folk here, 2nd tightest wallets, 1st are the Scots (sorry Cassie lol)
I'm Yorkshire born
Hampshire bred
Tight in the wallet
Blonde in the head
That has made my day Steve55! Just absolutely loved it...couldn't stop laughing...which I really needed today..thank you! Love it so much I have pinched it to email to all my friends and relatives in Yorkshire!
so come on you gals n gals who's prepared to offer me 1 ? ( a lift that is )
TM thinks I'm off doing heaven knows what with a gang of blokes and he thinks you're off after a group of girls.
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