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whos game for a laugh

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On request of Gwen and RC, all post have to be clean. Thanks all

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Matt @ 07/10/2006 13:32  

PS: U make me feel like a superstar, haha

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Matt @ 07/10/2006 13:33  

oooohhhhhhhhhhh does that mean can we have ur autograph then hahahahahahaha please keep the carols comin it just when we make them in to a book we cant show the kids the rude ones well i would'nt show my son. dont want u to think im being a bah humbug, but just some clean xmas fun,thanks luv rc & gwen xxxxxxxxxxxx

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RC @ 07/10/2006 14:55  

ok just avin alaff lol

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Sexysmirnoff @ 07/10/2006 18:34  

awwwwwwwww BP hun I did laugh meant no offence hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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crafty gwen @ 07/10/2006 19:17  

lmao these are bloody funny i cant think of any at the moment myself but keep 'em coming

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Oggy @ 07/10/2006 19:19  

Snow is fallin', all around me,
RC's singing, like the cat,
It's the season,
For 2wheels' Xmas baking,
Merry Xmas, Biker Match.

Stars are shinin', all above me,
BPs fell off, the chair again,
Storm is comin',
To make sure Gwen's behaving,
Merry Xmas, Biker Match.

Snow is fallin', all around me,
With Speedy Claire, Matt and Laura,
We'll have a great nite,
At our Xmas party,
Merry Xmas, Biker Match.

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Moxey77 @ 07/10/2006 19:20  

yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee way to go 2w x

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Sexysmirnoff @ 07/10/2006 19:22  

BRILL 2W'S LOVE IT M8 WELL DONE

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RC @ 07/10/2006 19:44  

Christmas is coming. Rube has cooked his goose Trying to hit one twenty When the wheel came loose. Trying to stop real quickly With snow and slush around Rubecula found out fast enough That ice make damn hard ground.

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rubecula @ 07/10/2006 20:42  

Nice one Rube

Jingle bells,
Santa smells,
The flamin' cookers broke,
Big Katz lost her phone last night,
And I'm a lovely bloke.

Jingle bells,
Santa smells,
This site is the best,
Going on our Xmas Bash
With BP and the rest.

Jingle bells,
Santa smells,
Sing along with me,
Oggy's lookin' for Miss Jones,
RC's drinkin' tea.

Jingle bells,
Santa smells,
Matt's running away,
He's going off to Holland,
And there he's gonna stay.

Jingle bells,
Santa smells,
Speedy Claires been playing up,
Rube has fallen off his bike,
There's no tea in RCs cup.

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Moxey77 @ 07/10/2006 21:11  

Thats brill 2W. Witty little git aren't you? pmsl.

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 04:22  

These are great thank you all very much and hope you all buy the book when I've made them, to help Matt keep this site going. Keep up the good work and also can we have some lyrics please example:- WHY DID SANTA HAVE 3 GARDENS? So he could HO! HO! HO! WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS SANTA CLAUS WITH A DETECTIVE? Santa Clues! sO THERE YOU GO A COUPLE TO GET YOU GOING

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crafty gwen @ 08/10/2006 05:15  

Did you hear about Randolf the Brown Nosed Reindeer? Number two to Rudolf, but can't stop as quickly.

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 05:19  

is it getting to be your fave subject? pmsl

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kay @ 08/10/2006 05:29  

Listen Santa, I don't care what your job is.... get the livestock off my roof! I'm having a laugh Kay. Just love this site.... sad git as I am. LOL

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 05:33  

One bright and snowy morning When all was calm and still, A little robin redbreast Perched on my window sill. It sang it's song so sweetly, And then there was a lull, So I shut my little window, And crushed it's bleedin' skull.

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 05:41  

the robin became a zombie, and first off ate a cat, then it became demonic and was master to a plague of rats, buffy couldnt stop it, all the power it had, its coming round your house now, what'da make of that!

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kay @ 08/10/2006 05:50  

Whayhayyyyyyyyyy thats good Kay.

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 05:53  

small curtsey! i thank you!

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kay @ 08/10/2006 05:55  

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