Public Service Announcement... There are no tickets. Do NOT send money to Izzy.
Izzy can't be trusted with money, she will only spend it on sporrans, deep fried mars bars and iron bru.
Money should be handed over to the nice man/woman/sheep behind the bar at the Teesdale Hotel and repeat the words "A pint of beer for that nice young man in the corner* for his birthday**" * That'll be me and I might not be in the corner. ** Belated birthday.
Lol, we'll be wishing you happy birthday very soon Mr H, and will have long forgotten it by April.
And I handle millions of pounds, euro, and dollars every year very responsively I'd have you know; mostly coz it's just numbers in a computer and not serious folding stuff and also coz I haven't (yet) worked out how to convert it and make a clean get away!
If there are any birthday beers being purchased at the Teesdale in April it should be for me (20th) or Lindsay (27th), unless anyone else lays claim to a closer date🤔
Matt & BJ were trying to help sort something out for me, which is probably why they are showing as attending. They may have forgotten to remove themselves. 🤣😂🤣
Most likely Goose, even those with the most rudimentary of rudimentary nervous systems would shake their hears at camping early in April up in the North Pennines. Unless Mrs XK is allowing the old f**kwit out again... 😃