I'm the king of the swingers yeah A jungle V.I.P
A regular black bear who hides it behind a tree
Sheer Kahn thinks he's a real cool cat
But he uses kittie litter for his shat
And the man cub stands to take a pee
oh the voices...............arhhhhhh
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Somewhere deep inside of me,
Sometime at the start of me,
I lost what I was supposed to be.
Confused and broken hearted,
From real life I am departed,
Reality is something that seems
Far from real to me.
A day-to-day existence,
Like a vacuum Filled with silence,
No words can end the torment
And the water…never wash away the sins.
Sometimes I want to cry out,
Sometimes I want to scream,
Fear and pain from deep inside
Burning through my inner eyes
Searing, scorching…melting down my soul.
Emptiness abounds me,
Coils up and surrounds me,
Like an endlessly twisting
Long and winding road.
An imageless reflection
With no path to resurrection,
Struggling for release
But never letting go.
To hear but not be heard
To see but not be seen
To sleep through nights just once with eyes closed.
there was a young chap from shrewsbury
it turn out that he was a newbie
but he soon got to chat
on the site biker match
and now he's no longer the newbie
one 4 Wannabe.
Oh wannabe
it's plain to see
that your the greatest catch
on "Biker Match"
Two ears, Two eyes
and a mouthful of teeth
and even your legs
come out underneath
With hair so fair
Eyes of hazel green
come young gentleman
behold the queen
NOW NOW!! don't get jealous i'll write one for all of you as well.
Oh my dearest Eddie, you're way too kind, As catches go I'm far behind. And as for teeth, I must confess Tis not a mouthful, but considerably less! Still... If that's not a problem, then I don't mind ;o)
Tangoman is a gent and a scholar. "What's that?" I hear you holler. He's taking me dancing, We'll do a little prancing, & I'll not make him put on a collar ;o)
Scary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
But everytime the lamb escaped,
XY would try to...er... put it back in the bucket cos it's quite dangerous having a lamb running around.
sorry its late in coming XKLYBR, had to put my pinny on and do my housework.
THE TANGOMAN.
Who! is the "Tangoman"?
is he from that orange can!
can he dance?
oh, yes he can
for he is the "Tangoman"
With his bandanered head
and his American sled
he's found cruisin the streets of Weymouth
A real cool cat
that's where he's at!
What more can be said, after that
So ladies take heed
a riding buddy's what he needs
Will YOU sit behind "Tangoman"
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Are you on the pull?
"Yes I am , Sir...
Do you like my wool?"
" If you are My Master,
I will be Your slave...
I will let You fleece me,
I promise to behave..."
Baa Baa Black Sheep,
(Could you be a Goth?)
Your proposal is acceptable
I'll book the whole week off....