I saw a report about an airliner going to Berlin Airport.... The tower said "Zis is germany over here ve speak German." and the pilot replied "Last time I flew here we didn't bother speaking old man!"
No rube...........not laughing, oh sod it yes i bloody well am. Have you seen the adverts for i think its Adnams beer..................bit banned now cos they soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo take the piss. go take a look at the adverts fior the Fokkers!!!
I'll look that one up.
Polish pilot was giving a talk to the girls in a high school.
"Ve Vere Flying at about ein tousand veet ven dis fokker jumped us from a cloud"
When the girls laughed the teacher piped in... "Girls girls, a fokker is a german aeroplane."
"Yes Ma'am" says the pilot" But dis fokker vas a meschersmidt."
going back the the subject of of uniforms lol us blokes quite a woman in one too,& police uniforms whats wrong the royal marines one!!!?????? still got mine (probaly dont fit as well now tho)
Nowt terible about it... really quite pleasant actually. MMMMMMMMM Same for the female pilots we have here in the flying suits................. And we have to help them get strapped in........................
well if you lot are peekin i wanna a front row seat !!!! please !!!!!!!!
cant chuck an oppertunity like this away !!!!!
so long as you dont do the YMCA dance routine oggy !!!!!!!!