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Thought for the day...

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"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd!" - Blackadder

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 19:00  

"A RUT IS JUST A GRAVE WITH THE ENDS KICKED OUT"...

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Triumph_Sy @ 03/12/2008 19:45  

"I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I stand here not because of the path that lies before me, but because of the path that lies behind me." Morpheus, Matrix Reloaded (It's real, it is!!)

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geoffb2005 @ 03/12/2008 20:09  

Alright then, I'll see your Morpheus and raise you a Maximus Decimus Meridius:

At my signal, unleash hell!

Gladiator... y'know... Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance in this life, or the next... that fella

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 20:30  

Tonight, we dine in Dell!

300 - the I.T. version

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 20:31  

OOOOH '300'....phew.....ooops sorry lost the plot a bit there..... Hows about..... A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.

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Catey67 @ 03/12/2008 20:39  

*joins Catey in the "oh I've gone all unnecessary corner"*

Shame they can't CGI-enhance male torsos in everyday life eh?!

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 20:41  

Hey, I for one have a perfect body covered by a layer of protective tissue.

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geoffb2005 @ 03/12/2008 21:22  

*saving that for future reference!*

Quality!

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Wannabe @ 04/12/2008 08:14  

Activism is the rent i pay for living on this planet.

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Deleted Member @ 04/12/2008 11:46  

''the deckchair's will block out the sun'',''ok we'll fight in the shade!'' 300 mod's n rocker's Weymouth seafront

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 11:54  

"Give us your deckchairs"! "Come and take them"!

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Deleted Member @ 04/12/2008 11:56  

you were there?

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 12:15  

I was collecting the deckchair hire money!

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Deleted Member @ 04/12/2008 12:25  

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came... and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" Fry (Futurama)

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TeeCee @ 04/12/2008 12:32  

i love bender!!! [not er's xk!]

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 12:50  

never visit the tip in the afternoon!! eg,mrs Joan order's Darby to take the old armchair to the dump! time e get's up breakfasts shaves etc its 10,am, put's chair into trailer[these types have trailer's!]it's now 12.oclock! time fer lunch! afternoon nap after lunch follow's it's now 2.pm cuppa tea after waking 2.30pm drives to tip arrives 3pm WITH EVERY OTHER FKN OLD TOSSER IN WEYMOTH DUMPING AN ARMCHAIR OR FRIDGE OR BED OR HEDGE CUTTING'S YA CANT FECKIN MOVE FER EM!!! always go to trhe dump in the morning after loading the afternoon before!

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 13:02  

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT NOTHING... IT'S THE ONLY THING I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.....

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Triumph_Sy @ 05/12/2008 19:45  

I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE TO IMPROVISE.... JUST GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT HOW TO DO IT FIRST.....

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Triumph_Sy @ 06/12/2008 21:39  

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

Karl Marx

(Often also quoted as "Religion is the opiate of the masses"... I thought opium was the opiate of the masses... shows how much I know...)

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Wannabe @ 07/12/2008 02:48  

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