you think you know your friends then find there into arse kissing how strange ricdude there is a parade for that sort of thing saturday by the way if your interested happy hand bag march or something in brighton
checks items needed to leave the country quickly pasport em
Aha! But little does the scoundrel know that the rather fetching ring I'm wearing contains just enough poison to finish him orf... He'll never refuse a cuppa.
So long as I make sure I've got the parachute on before I administer the fatal dose, otherwise in a cruel twist to the expected happy ending, I too, shall plummet to my death over the South Pacific somewhere...
My dearest Wannabe,little do you know your perfect plan has failed,for i am at this moment parachuting down over the South Pacific with the only parachute aboard the twin engined Dakota you so readily speak of.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.
With my thermos flask.