i took the p*ss out of a customer yesterday...immatating him......then to my horror another customer was in another part of my shop, and heard everything...oops....good job i am one of the bosses.
walking through the Kingfisher shopping centre heavily pregnant in my ex's Y fronts (as they were more comfy for my lump) not knowing that when i bent down to look at the bottom shelf my dress managed to tuck itself under my short blouson jacket revealing all my assets. It wasnt till I heard someone laughing and my ex dropped back to see what they were laffing at that I was informed that my y fronts were on show and they must have been like it for at least 15 minutes! I onlky had a little tiny peice of my dress in situ at the front I ahd walked past a glass fronted busy tesco supermarket like it too!