Lime I aint got hairy glasses!
RK I dont think my 42" TV would class as overcrowding... at least I hope not as I havent seen the beast yet to measure up him inside leg.
BJ anything will do as long as he has somewhere else to dangle his cobs!
Kaw6 couldnt be so cruel beside i dont wnt a hole in me telly.
How did it get there? I wish I could show you a piccy its so odd.
Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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Wheeley i'm gonna sue you for eye strain! Give kwak a shout and she'll explain how to change the colour so it's a bit more user friendly. She's explained before but the alcohols kicked in and I can't remember a thing
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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I agree ladies, spiders keep the flies at bay and if you want to keep them out of your space, a conker in each corner of the room deffo works. No idea why but they hate conkers
Blues you're right, it's the white background that's the problem
*also makes mental note to remove all conkers from RK's pad on visit*
a little protein in your diet goes a long way dear............. here ickle spidy spidy.....