The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager that wants to stay out all night.
Why is it that at class reunions you always feel younger than everyone else looks?
No one says "Its only a game" when their team is winning
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
Be careful reading the fine print. There is no way you are going to like it.
Money cant buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari than a Smart Car!
After 60, if you dont wake up aching in every joint, youre probably already dead!
"Occasionally let your mind wander, it knows how to get home!"
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