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A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

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Deleted Member @ 29/04/2010 14:06  

The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.

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Deleted Member @ 29/04/2010 14:08  

Who needs a stereo when you've got a throttle ? ( Time to turn up the volume.)

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Solrose @ 30/04/2010 22:22  

I'm not lost the open road on my bike took me this way ! One of my own as forever getting lost lol

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Solrose @ 30/04/2010 22:24  

Oh sorry officer when i went over the rise in the road i didn't expect the bike to wheelie at 70mph so i thought i would snatch 4 gear and see how far i could go. Once its up it would be a shame to waste it.

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Deleted Member @ 05/05/2010 11:29  

PMS.......Parked Motorcycle Syndrome.......

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anneka56 @ 05/05/2010 11:33  

the more people i meet the more i like my dog ! Ogri T shirt

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WheelyNealy @ 05/05/2010 14:18  

Sorry officer, I know I was speeding....but your mother hates it when I'm late lol...

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Deleted Member @ 05/05/2010 16:23  

lmao jb.... not heard that 1 b4 i c u r in helston...would that be t airbase ? i did my naval airman trainin back in 80-81 best bit was t scrumpy jack in the bees lol

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reaper_soul_man64 @ 07/05/2010 12:05  

Yeah its RNAS Culdrose..... its the Bell and the Bee hive still with the Blue Anchor micro brewery down the road..

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Deleted Member @ 08/05/2010 01:17  

an old T shirt of mine Idon`t have a drink problem - i drink - get drunk - fall down - no problem

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fairies1 @ 09/05/2010 15:42  

seen a sticker on back of a bike had phone no underneth said am i riding like a twat

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laimdan @ 11/05/2010 19:33  

'T' shirt slogan 'I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left'!!!!

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bandit lover @ 12/05/2010 15:47  

One question we've never heard is, "Are we there yet?"

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Solrose @ 14/05/2010 20:41  

If you need a reason to ride,You are not on the right bike.

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Solrose @ 14/05/2010 20:42  

NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

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Deleted Member @ 18/05/2010 00:29  

Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.

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Deleted Member @ 18/05/2010 00:32  

You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.

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Deleted Member @ 18/05/2010 00:33  

If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.

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Deleted Member @ 18/05/2010 00:37  

my fave slogan on couple of my t shirts is "the wetter the better" don't really apply to biking tho does it??

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nawe @ 19/05/2010 13:35  

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