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good move Ned!

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kwakgirl @ 30/11/2010 19:40  

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sifimedia
In: Paddock Wood
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Why do Asda always put the wrong products behind the shelf labels?

You think you've just bought a 42p tin of sardines in brine, when really you end up paying £2.80 for some Royal sardine in champagne (just an example girls!! Don't go looking for them!)...

I'd like to give them a slap on the backside! With a horse whip!!

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sifimedia @ 01/12/2010 08:02  

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that is obviously a comment for the "why is asda so annoying" thread!

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kwakgirl @ 01/12/2010 12:22  

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Just notifying bigned to watch out for the con merchants!! No more....no less!!

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sifimedia @ 01/12/2010 13:46  

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I think this post is dying...... Defibs!!..... 200Joules......stand back!!!

btw kwakgirl, I'll take 'Sifi you are an evil man with an evil mind' as a compliment from you. Carefull, that crusty shell of yours is in danger of dissolving!! (Quick grab that tub of Hard Bitch gel, and apply liberally!).


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sifimedia @ 03/12/2010 20:00  

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evil evil man! there y'go 2 compliments together!

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kwakgirl @ 03/12/2010 20:16  

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OOOooo lap it up SiFi before the gel takes effect!!


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sifimedia @ 03/12/2010 20:26  

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ay make the most of it big man!!

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kwakgirl @ 03/12/2010 20:28  

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I did.... back with you now!!

Still, We can't get complacent... it's only a matter of minutes and the Hyde will gain control again!!

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sifimedia @ 03/12/2010 20:55  

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the gel isnt working....obviously - its man gel! lazy and none functioning!

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kwakgirl @ 03/12/2010 22:17  

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Hmm 'None Functioning' may have to google that term!

Isn't really annoying when you send that post and you suddenly realise there is a mistake in it....And it's gone!

So you're staying soft, is that correct! I bet you wished some men would!

Ask Santa for the Hard Bitch Plus gel before he runs out!

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sifimedia @ 03/12/2010 22:32  

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No not annoying at all ...sad when you have to nit pick coz no other argument! yeah soft....like a duvet! Santa????cmon! how old are you????

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kwakgirl @ 03/12/2010 23:15  

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What you trying to say about Santa?

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sifimedia @ 03/12/2010 23:30  

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oh Sifi did ya mammy never tell ya santa dont exist? bless!!!!!! sorry to break it ta ya like this but....... Santa dont exist!

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kwakgirl @ 03/12/2010 23:37  

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In: Paddock Wood
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Well who's that man that dresses up and visits me in my bedroom every year?
He asks if I've been good, and tickles me with his beard. He has a large sack, and comes down the chimney! And he drinks my milk at he end.

Tell me... who is he??

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sifimedia @ 03/12/2010 23:57  

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couldnt possibly say but with that description hes probably on the sex offenders register!

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kwakgirl @ 04/12/2010 00:05  

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That sex offender comment reminds me of a gag....

What's the difference between child molester and a microwave oven?
A microwave stops when you open the door

Sorry, that was a bad joke!

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sifimedia @ 05/12/2010 13:13  

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yep very bad even by your low standards

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kwakgirl @ 05/12/2010 17:23  

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Do sex offenders have to go to school for the registration?

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sifimedia @ 05/12/2010 21:41  

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I know... not much better!

It's not an easy subject to get to grips with. Probably need to withdraw and find a new subject to enter!

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sifimedia @ 06/12/2010 10:23  

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