Donkey from Shrek.. is pretty darn awesome!
Wow, that was really scary. And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need a Tic Tac or something, 'cause yo' breath stinks!
And then when he bursts in on Princess Fiona at night and screams
''OH MY GOD! YOU ATE THE PRINCESS!!!''
Pew . . "I have acute 'earing"
Naval officer . . "I'm not interested in your jewelery, cloth eyes"
Or
Pew . . "I said a double, I knows a double when I 'ears one".
Yellowbeard
A story: A man fires a rifle for many years, and he goes to war. And afterward he turns the rifle in at the armory, and he believes he's finished with the rifle. But no matter what else he might do with his hands, love a woman, build a house, change his son's diaper; his hands remember the rifle.
One of many from Jarhead.