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Martoone twice

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Just got a job as a surgeon, told them i have a gcse in metal work and they said as long as i know mi arse from mi elbow i will be ok, so if you want your cat welding im your man.

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I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said, Remove cap and push up bottom.

I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.

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Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 01:59  

jeez you still going lol

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kooky @ 21/12/2010 02:00  

Sounds like my sort of bloke!

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darkcarnival @ 21/12/2010 02:02  

now that sounds like an offer a guy couldna refuse me thinks x

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kooky @ 21/12/2010 02:05  

Oh i bet he can!

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darkcarnival @ 21/12/2010 02:06  

OOh watch this space lol

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kooky @ 21/12/2010 02:07  

Im watching very nervously.

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Deleted Member @ 21/12/2010 02:39  

you nervous - me not thinks so lol

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kooky @ 21/12/2010 02:43  

Twitching

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:34  

like a tic thing?

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 00:36  

yup.

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 00:58  

oh dear - you need to use tweezers

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:00  

No, both hands

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 01:02  

OMG that is one hell of a tick pmsl

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:08  

Yup, its a shame to waste it.

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 01:23  

Oh gross!!!! i need to stop thinking about it now lol

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:24  

I know, it gives me a stoop.

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 01:33  

i am having to think now - that must mean it is on your back - no actually it could be on your chest erm actually ........nah not gonna think about it lol

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:54  

And the mess afterwards.

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Deleted Member @ 22/12/2010 01:56  

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