Watched this dvd the other day, didn't much like it so i turned it off, Anyway i've decided to bulid a full scale replica of H.M.S Victory out of spaghetti.
This woman asked me the other day if i would be interested in adoption, so i said yes i would like to adopt a coach load of thai ladies from the ages of 18 to 22. She didn't think that it was legal somehow. Might be a good job really, think they would all get together and plot to kill mi.
Sorry birds i forgot it was international womans day yesterday.
Do you really need a day off, mi shirts won't iron themselves and i'm feeling a bit peckinsh so be a dear and make us a sandwich doll face.
I will come out and help you build the new wall after i've watched Jeremy Kyle's lie ditector results they don't know who the fatha is and i've got a qwid on Butch the bull dog, she shouldn't have bent over in the kitchen, he was in and out like a rat up an aqueduct, the horny little bugger.
Watched a programme last night about phone sex chat lines a very interesting programme i thought and maybe a way to earn a bit of extra cash. I've been walking round the house practising my pruple rinse granny voice, so i am now incognito as Mable a 68 year old thats looking for a hot, buff young stud to take her roughly up the hairdressers.
Went to the hospital for a penis reduction operation, told them to take a foot off. going to sue them now cos i can only buy one shoe.
Well this is me done so i will leave you.
I once shagged a fat bird, by the time i got there i ran out of cock.
tat tar.
The egg and the chicken are lying in bed. The chicken is lying back
with a smug look on its face while the egg has a look of annoyance on
its face. “Well then,” the egg grumbles, “I guess we now know the answer
to which one of us comes first.”
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