Yep, go out for the night on the beer, infact anything alcoholic will do 🍺🍻🥂🍹🍸🥃🍾🍷.
You lose said 🗝️ as fast as you can, drink more 🍺🍺, fall into a 🚕 and pay more than you need 💶💷 because you've had such a good time, why not give the driver a treat too...?
Fall out of the taxi, get upright, wobble to the garden gate, struggle to open it. Decide to climb over it, gate opens whilst you are astride. You whoop with glee, enjoying the ride🤭😍😆Manage to get off the gate and then... The cold realisation...you have to knock on THE DOOR! 😨😱
Cue: parent comes to door in dressing gown, you get a good telling off and oops ... need the bathroom 🚽 rather quickly.
Hang your head in shame, agree it is disgraceful behaviour and that you won't do it again and yes you will pay for a replacement key! 👍🏻😀😁🤬