Having a Jag driver forcing his way though oncoming traffic to the point that he was about a foot from the front wheel of my work bike and telling me to get the f**k out of his way. If only he had used his mirror he would have seen the traffic car behind him. They ask him ever so politly to move to the side of the road.
Somehow managed to type a message on my mobile whilst it was in my pocket. It was to an unknown number plus 1 more and it went;
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It saved as a draft and I am keeping it because each time I read it it makes me lol
PML @ Trish's text message, ya wally.
my other LOL moment was when I was watching the telly, the advert for Paddy Power bingo 'Husband Removal'
I nearly choked on my cuppa
Some work colleagues trying to intimidate me, why ??? Because I spoke out at A driver's meeting with management and rocked the boat. Rock it I'll feckin sink it
A 3year old boy comes into the Bank this morning with his Dad and asks Daddy is there a toilet in here his Dad replies no its ok he says i dont want to go, little boy turns to me and asks where they are I say on the top floor then little boy asks has it got a slide on it, well trying to keep a straight face was a task and a half. Dont you just love kids at that age the imaginagtion they have...it made me chuckle all day
GotBikeNeedPilot's post in 'Help' thread, in General forum
***bangs head on keyboard***
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What's she like?
This is probably one of those things that blokes laugh at and women describe as '' ooh was he all right'' .
I was at the Bellshill depot . Outside the gates a manhole cover had collapsed in the middle of the road. My mate Pete parked his truck next to it. He climbed down from the drivers side. Walked around to the passenger side . Then totally disappeared from sight . Thigh deep in murky water . He's sitting in the driver's room in his undies . Pmsl a lot D x
Yep thats funny Dusty real driver humor that one. I remember watching a driver going back to his truck with a fish un chip supper shutting the drivers door and leaning on it only to find it hadnt closed properly and fell out the cab into the road. he was more pissed about dropping his chips than falling backwards out of an F10
When the men came to take away my cooker, I was trying to get the hose off it with a spanner and after a few minutes one of them says 'give it here, you're making it sore' PML I've never heard that expression before.
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