<wordtidy>?"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble.. you wouldn't sit for a month..."</wordtidy> <wordtidy> ~ Theodore Roosevelt
Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body.......
but rather to skid in sideways,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out
with chocolate in one hand and wine in other
and loudly screaming ... Woooooooohoooooo! What a ride!”
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... If you have one." -
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... If there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.