Tinned Pies (the Fray Bentos/Tyne Brand/Princes type). Just spent another 20 minutes trying to get the bloody lid off, happens every time! Love 'em but they gotta go!
The police helicopter that has been hovering over my boat for what seems like hours , and on nights too Its a narrowboat not an aircraft carrier .....FECK OFF !
David Cameron. The population increase is out of control, and he doesn't give a shit, so long as he gets re-elected. I am not a racist, just a statistician.
ATM machines, that first ask what you want to do, Check balance, cash & receipt or cash only You press "Cash only" It then asks if you would like to check your balance first, you press no. It then asks if you would like a receipt with your cash, again you press no. And then you get what you asked for "Cash Only".