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Which are your favourite flavoured condoms?
It's lovely and smooth
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davidneale
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Have you ever slept on Brighton beach?
I don't know where it went!
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Ragnar
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What did Eve say to Adam when he asked what happened to the apple?
Its got to many wheels.
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do you like your new tonka tip truck?
its then that i really like to give it some
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davidneale
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Did you know your boss is arranging your leaving party?
I just don't know any more!
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Ragnar
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Whats 2 + 2?
I can do that standing on one leg.
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davidneale
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Have you ever tried levitation?
my new helmet is uncomfortable!
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Ragnar
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Did you go for that penis enlargement?
When it blows, it goes everywhere.
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What happened to your wig?
Three weeks on Tuesday
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davidneale
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How long since you had a dump?
I find a 100 is enough!
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Ragnar
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What's the oldest woman you would date?
I just went around the bend.
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Riggy66
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You been sticking your hand down the toilet again?
Chicken nuggets!
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How far did you reach down the loo looking for the phone you dropped?
Green is a good colour
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davidneale
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What colour would you like you grandchildren to be?
standing while watching the action!
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what did you say to the woman at the "tanning parlour"?
its not so messy with gloves on
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davidneale
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What's it like being a farm vet?
I just said hello, whats happening here!
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and what did you say to the nakid vicar you found in your bath?
it was the last voddie
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davidneale
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No wonder you fell over after drinking 22 large ones!
the feeling of freedom!
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What made you run naked round the room?
those peanuts taste funny
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