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Favourite sayings and Quotes..

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jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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absolutely bulletproof...........

jinx57 @ 08/07/2012 08:52

Deleted Member
In: NA
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There's always Tomorrow Tomorrow never comes

Deleted Member @ 08/07/2012 08:57

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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well, i'm no engineer but...............

jinx57 @ 08/07/2012 09:07

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Blow into the bag? Why, are yr chips too hot, occifer?

Deleted Member @ 08/07/2012 10:55

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
Posts: 2353
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one life,live it

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:10

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince/princess

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:11

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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join the army visit exotic places,meet strange people then kill them

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:14

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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a clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:15

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:17

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:20

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:20

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:23

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:23

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:24

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:25

zzrbabe42
In: furry tree rat h
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I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:33

zzrbabe42
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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:34

zzrbabe42
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

zzrbabe42 @ 08/07/2012 11:38

kwakgirl
In: Kilmarnock
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hmmm all very profound....mine is just short and sweet and is the answer to everything...... "Oh bollox!"

kwakgirl @ 08/07/2012 13:44

VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
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Kwak Just read that and laughed me kit kat out !!!!

VFR800AJ @ 08/07/2012 13:52

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