To Richard Branson . . please can I have the £2.21 that I overpaid virgincrappymedia . . . because you sure as hell would have pestered me for it! Your staff need to learn some manners too.
. . . but your trains are fab, they look like Powerpuff Girls, please can I have a job on one of them?
I would tell microsoft to shove their hotmail account up their collective rectums. I have been having issues with getting into my account, which has never been hacked or spammed and yet they seem to think it is necessary for me to add security measures. Fine. But when they start asking me for phone numbers and post codes which they have never had to have in the past, I start to thinking, 'mm maybe I am going to be inundated with unwanted advertising and constant unwanted queeries regarding corporations who use microsoft as a convenient hording board with which to bombard people like me who have no need for their business with constant garbage which really is only disguised advertising anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' So, microsoft, thank you for locking me out of my account, I now have to go to a bit of trouble gathering information from other sources when prior to this starting all I had to do was look on my outlook calendar! What I really want to say wont be allowed so I will just thump fuck out of my keyboard in frustration.
To flue installers...do your job properly !!! x
And to all the wood nymphs in the land 'come dance at the bottom of my garden' ...... i will dance with you Gangnam styleeeee