Go on go on go on ! Dent it is then, shame no fires, just have to huddle around a single burner stove and watch Izzy being dragged off by man in kilt !!! oops who said that, wash your mouth out!!
Fluffy, there are B&B's in Dent, but you will need to get on t'web to sort yourself out. Both pubs do accommodation. Beware of Google, The Dalesman is NOT in Dent, you are looking at The Sun Inn and the George & Dragon.
Timing, timing,timing.
Just received a mail from a site with open fires, buy logs or forage in the wood for free.
Toilet and showers look the biz.
Bunk barn , with log burner, table, chairs and furniture , with it's own terrace bbq and firepit in the woods, it,s gorgeous. lol, sleeps 7. Amazing price of£45.00 per night.
5 meter bell tents with log burner ,,,,, £30 per night.
Camping as well .
The downside , 5 mile to the pub!
A bit late now unfortunately, bugger!
x
Oh it get's worse . Beds , mattress , pillows , sheets , duvets pots , pans , kettle . It's available ! . This site deserves visit in the future . Dusty x
There is not a snowball's chance in hell , of me handing over this little beauty before I sample the delights my self . If the place is not that good or merely good. I'll let you know . If the place is brilliant beyond belief,,,,,,,, I will take the secret to my grave. Lol Dusty x Dusty x Dusty x
p.s. What does off season mean ?
Well enjoy your little "secret" Dusty LOL
"Off Season" would be November to March
But that's just a generalization
I don't normally have an "off season"
I usually ride 365 ( finances & wheels permitting )
kitten , no lad no. "meeow" is an 'Americanism' ; it is used to acknowledge a catty remark ;such as :"little" secret . If this explanation is insufficient for you ..(perhaps someone at the care home has more time to cover it fully). Anyhoo (Americanism) this is Steve's thread and we shouldn't clutter it with a pi55ing contest ; Americanism. Dusty x
Nah, bring on the pi55ing contest. Handbags at 20 paces and all of that
Dangerous things kittens anyway. Years back me mates cat pissed on me bike. I didn't realise this of course until the bike was hot and i was stuck in traffic... If I'd worn earplugs in those days I'd have shoved one up each nostril.
This is the same cat that pissed in my video player that I had lent to said mate. When I came round the poor sod was trying to dry it out by blowing a fan heater into it.
Again the aroma should have been banned under the Geneva Convention.
The Border Reivers are riding once more, burnin rubber tae Dent wi time tae explore, using canvas or guest house to stay, You too can join them if your going that way, there'll be hillside and dale and mair tae delight, So come on wi your steed and discover the heights, Wi the death throes of summer about tae expire, Get yer arse in gear, and lets set it on fire !!!
Nah, leave it JP
Obviously sarcasm is wasted on the thin skinned
As Dizzy Dot said I probably wouldn't want to be in the same place at the same time as Dusty
I might be tempted to spoil my legendary good manners
After all, he's given us all the info we need
It cant be that hard to find
Dusty found it
Oh and apologies to Steve for "cluttering" his thread