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whos game for a laugh

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We three bikers have travelled too far. Wearing leathers, our skin not to mar. They're fantastic No elastic. Until mine were caught on a car.

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 05:56  

brill they just getting better n better keep up the good work lol

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RC @ 08/10/2006 06:53  

Just remember you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.... unless you are really close friends anyway.

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 07:21  

Rubey the red eye'd biker,
Was on the beer last night,
He drank too much as usual,
And got into a fight.

The whole of Biker Match,
Laughed and called him names,
Matt came along and banned him,
He said Rube you are a shame.

Then one frosty Xmas eve,
2wheels and RC said,
Matty we will help you,
Straighten Rubeys head.

So off the pair of them went,
All the way to Holyhead,
Riding on 2wheels chopper,
To straighten Rubes head.

When they got to Rubeys house,
He was crashed out on the floor,
So RC rang up BP,
Please come help, we need more.

So BP got the whole of Bike Chat,
And they went to Rubes place,
Matt and Nic and Big Katz,
And we all got off our face.

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Moxey77 @ 08/10/2006 09:04  

what can i say 2w's there fab love them mate keep them comin

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RC @ 08/10/2006 09:05  

I do/will try hun

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Moxey77 @ 08/10/2006 10:07  

errrr can I say something at this point? Actually I can't think of anything to say, I just wanted to slow 2w down a bit......

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 12:10  

lol he's on a rush too much strawberry jam lol

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Sexysmirnoff @ 08/10/2006 12:16  

Or not enough.............. someone feed him at least it will keep him quiet about me and my habits for a min or two. lol

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 12:23  

lol i know wot he'd like a mouthful of and its not rc's boot lol

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Sexysmirnoff @ 08/10/2006 12:35  

A strawberry jam butty?

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rubecula @ 08/10/2006 12:37  

lmao indeed x

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Sexysmirnoff @ 08/10/2006 12:49  

I can't say what I'd like a mouthful of, cos it's rude.
And NO! I'm not that way inclined before anyone says anything.

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Moxey77 @ 08/10/2006 13:10  

You just don't wanna be the first one reported do ya?

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Di @ 08/10/2006 13:14  

This is true, Diane.

I have to say that when I'm in the mood, I can come up with plenty of comedy. I never mean anything nasty by anything, it's all just a bit of fun.

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Moxey77 @ 08/10/2006 13:24  

We know that darlin. Wot's with the jam? Or will that get you in trouble?

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Di @ 08/10/2006 13:26  

Jam, well......................... I'll tell you in PM

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Moxey77 @ 08/10/2006 13:27  

Ooooh! Ok.

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Di @ 08/10/2006 13:29  

Put it this way, it's put me off jam for life. I've seen what they put in it

And as for mincemeat? Don't even go there! You'd never eat mince pies again if you knew what went into that.

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Moxey77 @ 08/10/2006 13:45  

Thanks for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Di @ 08/10/2006 14:30  

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