Ghosty wrote
*Waking up with a fantastic woman after a night of unbelievable rumpy pumpy...smiling at each other then ducking her head under the duvet so she can REALLY appreciate the effort you put into that fart!
so thats why I'm single........ ! I do a silent killer fart and bury my guys head under the duvet!!!!
heehee
Boston, I blame the hamster........! I swear, one day he's going to combust next time I light the cooker !!!! The goldfish too, all those bubbles, surely one of them got to be a fart bubble?!!!!
And before anyone asks, no, I don't take Spike to bed!