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Triumph_Sy
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FOR EVERY JOY THAT PASSES....
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL REMAINS..AHHH;O)
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Catey67
In: north Notts
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The most difficult phase of life is not when no one understands you, it is when you don't understand yourself......
You don't know what you don't know until you find out you didn't know it.
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Nutkin68
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Quite true Catey.
It reminds me of the scene in Shirley Valentine when she's a kid in assembly in school and answers the question about the wheel;
The headmistress, who doesn't like her, says "Well someone must have told you ........!"
And Shirley answers "Well how else was I to bleeding learn it??"
lol
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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson
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tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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tearing about on icy rds aint a good idea even if youre in a 4x4!!ffs! bstd's think there invincible!!! DR Thompson .
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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As Homer Simpson would say, "I'm fed up of you guys holding me back all the time, so I've decided, I am going to go join the circus"
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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Mushroom management in action here today: keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em bullpoop.
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Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Two things that hit hard on the heart......
Running up stairs and running down people...
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Jansky1960
In: Grantham
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Nothing is unachievable, only apathy will hold you back!! So will get off here now, an do something lol
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Catey67
In: north Notts
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The grass is always greener until you go to mow it.....
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Catey67
In: north Notts
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Laugh loudly, love truly and never regret anything that makes you smile
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Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Will be taking that last one on board.....thanks Catey
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Bottom burps make me smile ...... sorry, but it's true
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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Seen on the back of a truck this morning trundling round t'M25:
"If this is living, roll on death"
Cheerful graffiti artist eh?! Makes a change from "I wish my wife was this dirty" I suppose...
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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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I once saw a sticker which read;
"ALARMED? You should be, this bike is protected by a hairy ar*ed biker of the very worst kind!"
I liked it.
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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Hehehe! Nice one!
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
Steven Wright.
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Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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PEOPLE DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU KNOW
UNTIL THEY KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE...
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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof, where nobody can retrieve
it." George Carlin
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