Had a VERY good laugh today.
Ian & I took the kitten Rollie, to be neutered, when getting said kitten Ian was informed that he was getting a male cat.
So today as 'he' is now over 6 month we waited for the vet to come & take Rollie off us (Ian having spent the last few days commenting on how Rollie was going for the snipperty snip snip snip), went in when called & the vet looked Rollie over ....
We were then asked if we were SURE Rollie was a boy ... Yes came the reply ... cue puzzled look on vets face ... some more feeling & prodding ...
To be told that in fact Rollie is a GIRL!!!
At which point it was our turn to ask ... Are you SURE?
***Good Job she was not called Colin as was first suggested!***
Poor confused kitty
School evacuated today. . .fire alrms clanging, playground full of fire engines and firemen (oooh er !!). .. . . red faced deputy head. . . .. .she burnt her lunchtime toast!!!
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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I've got to share this story with you cos it's still making me laugh.
A friend of a friend has a son who has some mental issues and she left him in the house while she nipped to the shops. On her return she found her son standing in the kitchen doorway and the place was trashed! She shouted "what have you done?" and he responded by repeating "i've caught one! it's in the living room". she opened the living room door to find a dwarf sitting on the sofa sobbing and shaking. Her son had seen him walk past, dragged him in the house and after a scuffle he pushed the dwarf in the living room and wouldn't let him out!! She explained the situation to the dwarf and let him on his way Hope you lot see the funny side too