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eeeekk babycham = alcoholic (?) lemonade

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anneka56 @ 19/10/2009 23:59  

My book How to train slugs by Mr S Nail has now gone ive swapped it for a book, How to catch crabs by Mr C Rustacean.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 00:42  

Will swap a right shoe size 8 for a balloon animal preferably a sausage dog but would consider a giraffe.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 01:11  

A clock for sale the small hand is missing but it is in good working order will px for a pack of balloons cash either way.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 01:19  

Reminds me of Noel Edmunds Multi Coloured Swap Shop lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/10/2009 09:15  

High back chair it only has 2 legs on it so would suit someone with a good sense of balance px for a sausage sandwich.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 10:48  

Old fashioned Boss who moans like buggery full swap for a bacon sarnie

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/10/2009 11:00  

1 breast implant size huge had a pair but the little lad next door thought it was a football and kicked it on the garage roof, No use to me as it keeps falling off mi head. Offers.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 13:59  

Home made vacuum cleaner very powerful lost control of it and sucked the tortoise right out of his shell, Will swap for less powerful vacuum and a new tortoise.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 18:30  

Act i have a hairless hamster and a dirt devil handy if thats any use ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/10/2009 21:06  

Washing machine out of balance shakes uncontrollably, would suit single lady can be seen working.

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Deleted Member @ 20/10/2009 22:14  

Bag of things for a £1, box of things £2 or take the lot for £5

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Deleted Member @ 21/10/2009 01:48  

ROFPML @ the daft bugga, no ACT about it, he's for real

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Sandi @ 21/10/2009 07:18  

A pair of slighty used Y fronts as used by me to throw at Britney Spears when she played at the civic. A few blood stains on them as she put a can of baked beans in them and threw them back and they hit me in the kite.

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Deleted Member @ 21/10/2009 20:00  

A 3 day course on how to be a cat burglar, worked for me as i have a swiss bank account with a 1000 cats in it, swap for a Bernnie Clifton ostrich as i need sumat to ride on through the winter months.

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Deleted Member @ 21/10/2009 20:13  

PML @ 'kite' I aint heard that expression for years. Tha duz know that most Barnsley folk dunt spaik broad anymoor, dunt tha?

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Sandi @ 21/10/2009 20:13  

Is it possible to remove someones skeleton while they are still useing it.

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Deleted Member @ 21/10/2009 22:37  

Oo what a ghoulish question, tha dint mean me did tha? lol

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Sandi @ 21/10/2009 23:47  

remove someone's skeleton whilst they are using it.........OMG

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anneka56 @ 21/10/2009 23:52  

PLEASE tell me how

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anneka56 @ 21/10/2009 23:53  

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