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RK is it cos the keep falling off em ?????????????

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/10/2009 00:08  

who are we as a species to decide what other species has a right to occupy this planet with us??? spiders were probably here before us anyway so perhaps THEY have more right to decide WE dont belong here? Discuss

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pondlife @ 08/10/2009 04:11  

I think the most humane solution is to show a continuous stream of Eastenders, Coronation Street, Home & Away, etc and the spider will move away from sheer boredom.

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Cataraptor @ 08/10/2009 06:59  

I'm a spider then, I don't do tv maybe I should just not renew the tv license, tho the kids would not forgive me - no more dancing on ice, big sister.....

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Nutkin68 @ 08/10/2009 07:48  

Pond That then surely beggers the question Were did we come from ? a lengthy most outrageous discussion me thinks lol I personally think we are an alien experiment :)

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/10/2009 09:34  

Spider keep ur house clean of other parasitesas well as flies..

Ian my bro flies vomit and poo on our food, this is a good thing for us, it is a fact that if there were no flies there wouldnt be a human race as we need their secreations to survive.

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UKHarleyRider @ 08/10/2009 11:58  

Swoon !!!!! i courtsey in the direction of your knowledge My Liege x

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/10/2009 13:37  

Small spiders are o.k, but BIG spiders just scare me witless, so much so that when I was a kid I hyperventilated when one made me jump and I fell down in a dead faint!!! When I look at one I literally feel sick I think it's cos they have so many legs

can't think about them any more

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Deleted Member @ 08/10/2009 15:26  

i wiv you on this spider issue LC, I went up to the loo the other day and there lookin at me from the side of the loo was the hugest spider ive ever seen, it had a big fat body and huge long legs, and im sorry to say to rose and any other spider lover , that the spider is no more. I have put no spider signs up around my house but they dont take any notice so may try RK's suggestion of putting conkers around the house and see if that works

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drobess @ 08/10/2009 16:09  

I like spiders and wouldnt kill it, its his dangly web I dont like. I dont do much telly but when I do I would like to watch the programme but find I am missing it as I am fascinated by the spider web. I have tried all suggestions except the soaps maybe I should use soaps to deter(gent) them. (Groan I have been mixing with Catta too long!!!) Sorry folks LOL. I still need some sensible answers help How long does it take cobwebs to dissolve??

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moonstone @ 08/10/2009 16:10  

lmao, dissolving cobwebs??? do they dissolve???

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Deleted Member @ 08/10/2009 16:19  

is the cobweb getting bigger or staying the same size?

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drobess @ 08/10/2009 16:27  

It,s elongating day by day and blowing in the heat wafting in the warm breeze emited by the TV. Yesterday it was about 2" long today about 3" the spider I think has legged it hope he dont pop hid head round whilst watching something really scarey. I got my man coming tomorrow perhaps he will sort it! I think it would hypnotise me if i watched it long enough. I know I keep feeling sleepyyyyy zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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moonstone @ 08/10/2009 16:53  

wake up moon or the spider might come out the tv and crawl all over you

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drobess @ 08/10/2009 17:08  

*RK is it cos the keep falling off em ?????????????*

Jackie, you never seen a spider doing the conker walking thing then i take it??

Unfortunately for moon, webs don't dissolve and there'd be a serious risk of electrocution whilst pouring water down the back of the TV, almost as dangerous as LC's flame thrower I'd say

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RustyKnight @ 08/10/2009 17:09  

RK seen em do the conga but not the conker, how does that go prey tell???

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/10/2009 17:52  

Did you know that spiders seek moisture from sleepers open mouths at night and that often they get swallowed alive!!!

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excalibur @ 08/10/2009 19:33  

Exc thanks for that are you sure you dont want to add

'dont have nightmares do sleep well'

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Brummie Jackie @ 08/10/2009 23:26  

did you know that ounce for ounce,spider silk is stronger than steel?

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pondlife @ 09/10/2009 05:33  

my roof rack has snapped think i'll get harry too make a new one then pond ?

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WheelyNealy @ 09/10/2009 09:51  

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