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Dons tin helmet, coz Kwak's obviously "posturing"!

See JTB I must say this is where a "little lady" would-be handy, I can't find a recipe for cereals period.

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invalid characters @ 16/08/2010 08:03

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Posturing? That's a lie, I never touched ya! A 'little lady'? OMG, THAT is why you're single

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Sandi @ 16/08/2010 09:19

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You're one of these womens libbers aren't you Kwak?

Next you'll-be suggesting I learn how to operate a hoover!

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invalid characters @ 16/08/2010 10:14

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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You know it's been too long when you can iron a shirt better than any woman!

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RustyKnight @ 16/08/2010 10:24

DG99
In: Nottingham
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Ah now I can't agree with that at all, being ex army I know how to iron clothes properly, I wouldn't let my wife iron my uniform as she could not do it as well as I could. Might apply to the male 'civvies' in BM though

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DG99 @ 16/08/2010 10:32

RustyKnight
In: Newton Aycliffe
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Funny you should say that DG as it was a lady RAF person who taught me many years ago. I've just had 6 years of perfecting it!

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RustyKnight @ 16/08/2010 10:34

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Ah ironing.....one of those long bloody tedious processes! Well I don't mind cooking and washing etc but that's when I know I've been single too long. when I do my ironing every week!

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Deleted Member @ 16/08/2010 10:35

DG99
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Lol mate, time you got yourself 'anuvver ladee' I reckon, working those delicate hands to the bone like that, you'll do yourself a mischief feller

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DG99 @ 16/08/2010 10:36

rockchick123
In: Manchester
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You know you have been single too long ... when you start to enjoy, curling up with a hot water bottle!

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rockchick123 @ 16/08/2010 10:38

kendress
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You know when you have been single for to long,
when a short shopping trip to asda, becomes a 2 hour 'crawl and stall' at every isle-not just once, but twice-the first time its to see whats on every shelf, the second time to actually place something in yout trolly,
and to get to the tills to see the security guard giving you that puzzled look as if to say 'im sure you've been here once this evening already,' not realising you have'nt actually left the boulding.....!

why the hell can's supermarkets put things in a logical place, ie beer and burgers on one isle, squirty cream and curry sauce on another, and....

sounds like another silly forum topic.

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kendress @ 16/08/2010 14:02

Sandi
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I asked where the bin bags were and was directed to the baby products aisle Now why didn't I realise that's where they'd be? *said sarcastically* That's some blooming large nappy sacks Not a womens libber, just believe in chore sharing. Don't want a doormat and don't wanna be one. (Hi Rusty, not seen you on here for a while)

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Sandi @ 16/08/2010 18:47

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aah! the whole supermarket thing! ready meals mean regular if not daily trips and walking up and down the same ilses and propably forget what you were looking for in the first place!! and you know you've been single to long when the bar maid asks if you want chips or salad before you've even asked for a pint lol!

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Deleted Member @ 16/08/2010 20:52

brigadoon
In: Basingstoke
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Gawd I hate ironing! When I was in my late teens, I was a waitress and had about 12 white shirts, I had to iron at least 2 a day, could do a really good job in about 5 minutes. These days, I make sure I buy things which don't need ironing... I don't think the iron's been turned on this year yet...

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brigadoon @ 16/08/2010 21:07

darylt
In: Halesowen
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Don't do ironing.....just have a massive pile of clothes that I yank stuff out of that I want.....

.....unless desperate I very rarely drag the beast out.

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darylt @ 16/08/2010 21:15

rockchick123
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Ohhhhh Daryl .... whats the 'beast' ... please clarify ... lmao

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rockchick123 @ 16/08/2010 21:27

darylt
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my iron of course......

don't iron nacked like i knew that someone did and.....well he burn himself in an embarrasing place put it that way.

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darylt @ 16/08/2010 21:39

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I've done that too, but not in the same embarrassing place, I managed to burn my belly