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That's a resounding YES awwww@ Stroggy
If you could be a chocolate bar which one would you be

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Littlefecker @ 20/01/2012 01:13  

Mars
(because it helps me work rest and PLAY. Nothing to do with M.A.Faithful)


Do you eat the hard centers in you chocy box or give then to your partner?

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davidneale @ 20/01/2012 05:55  


Eat them all except, Orange, Coffee, Strawberry Creams.
Thorntons or Cadbury's?

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bomb doctor @ 20/01/2012 12:57  

defo thorntons nom nom

short cut or long way round??

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Stroggyman @ 20/01/2012 13:31  

short cut on way to work, if not long way around.


Do you keep your bike / bikes in a covered lockup?

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davidneale @ 20/01/2012 13:41  

i wish under an all weather cover chained to the front bay window

disc lock or lock and chain when out and about?

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Stroggyman @ 20/01/2012 13:45  

lock and chain ( my beemer has drum brakes)


alarm or not?

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davidneale @ 20/01/2012 13:55  

not
but have a security camera set up (funny the other week watching a young lad walk along the road then put his hoody up just before he got to my house with the cameras lol)

can you do a wheelie (silly thing to do but hey ho some like to)

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Stroggyman @ 20/01/2012 15:20  

Never done one intentionally
( I once rented a 500cc trail bike in Greece, I didn't realize the power and torque it had. When I 1st pulled away the front went up much higher than I was comfortable with, but luckily I controlled it. I am not one for people doing wheelies on the road.)




What bike or bikes have you sold and regretted getting rid of?

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davidneale @ 20/01/2012 17:12  

1972 BSA B50 SS 500 single, 1967 BSA A65T 650 twin, took me to the TT 3 times without missing a beat all the way from the south coast, 2 of the most reliable bikes i've owned. What bike or bikes have you been glad to get rid of

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DAVE VM @ 20/01/2012 18:08  

none of them if i had the space and facilities i'd have kept every one of them

worst bike you ever had??

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Stroggyman @ 20/01/2012 18:32  

Had a BSA D10 Bantam once, it did'nt matter what i did to that bike, i could not get it to run properly. perhaps i'm not meant to mess with 2 strokes. What do you prefer 4 stroke or 2 stroke engines ? How about rotary?

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DAVE VM @ 20/01/2012 18:56  

4 stroke for sure my rd 350lc eat spark plugs !! have you ever put your tongue on the end of a ht lead and hit the starter button ??

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buzz_sp1 @ 20/01/2012 21:21  

No, but I have thought about doing it with somebody else's tongue.


Are you any god at sorting ignition problems?

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davidneale @ 20/01/2012 23:08  

Yeah not to bad, if you are methodical in your approach electrics are reasonably straight forward 99% of the time. but any fault your bike gets always seems to be that 1% that is'nt, sods law. Standard bike or Modified?

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DAVE VM @ 20/01/2012 23:47  

Standard
(mainly because I run a classic bike and that's how they should be kept in my mind)


Speed or take in the scenery?






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davidneale @ 21/01/2012 06:48  

I done so many miles when i was depatching for 26 years (get there, get back) i now try to stay away from motorways. Are you a short arse that needs to cut you seat down?

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Ragnar @ 21/01/2012 07:50  

I is a smurf (aka short arse, have had both my previous bikes lowered!!) my gorgeous harley dont need lowering... whoooooop life saver check before pullin out to right...or left!! or dont bother??

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Deleted Member @ 21/01/2012 16:49  

Every single time... saved my arse so many times!!!!
Even find myself tutting at riders who don't!! Must be getting old


Why is there only one smurfette? lol

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justjerry @ 21/01/2012 22:27  

There was only one Smurfette, that was her name. A second female appeared later Sassette according to Wikipedia.


Why were all the Dwarfs in snow white men?


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davidneale @ 22/01/2012 06:41  

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