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DaveVM's August 'Arrassment!

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DaveVM's August 'Arrassment!

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Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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Good to meet you, Dave
Sorry that I couldn't stay longer but I've been pretty rough these last couple days and this was my first time off the sofa!!!
I hope you enjoyed Squires and that your chips were half decent at least !!
Good luck when you cross the border into Lancashire...they're even odder there

Alice2 @ 13/08/2014 21:52

xj
In: London
Posts: 1139
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noooooooooo
don't let him go. keep the old git we don't want him eating all the food at the xmas dinner again.

xj @ 14/08/2014 00:40

Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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Sorry hun...but he's fully vaccinated and all his papers are in order so there's not much I can do about it !! Maybe there are different regulations across the border. Suggest you try with the Lancashire contingent !!

Alice2 @ 14/08/2014 11:32

xj
In: London
Posts: 1139
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I may tell DEFRA that he has foot and mouth.

xj @ 14/08/2014 12:55

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Can he DIY....cos then he can stay

rowanblossom @ 14/08/2014 13:21

AndySimmo
In: Portslade, Brigh
Posts: 1078
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Dave is pretty good at DIY as long as you don't mind having it done again properly after :P

AndySimmo @ 14/08/2014 16:29

xj
In: London
Posts: 1139
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rowanblossom he is excellent at changing batteries. please keep him. he is housetrained and everything. he licks the window when he needs to go outside and is very friendly although he has been known to frighten very small children but we tell them he is the BFG and can usually get away with it. BFG being the Big Fat Git of course.

xj @ 15/08/2014 16:46

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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ALERT - The Dave is on the move.

Have just received info that he is now in Lancashire!!!

but that could be a lie......

He may be heading back south as I type!!!!!

Deleted Member @ 15/08/2014 17:02

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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Phew! It's safe to come out then if he's left Yorkshire!

Hahahaha Dave you didn't get me with your camera! ner ner ner !

* looks around sheepishly... * Julz.....he HAS left Yorkshire hasn't he???

hahah... Everytime I've seen him at rallies/meets, he's had his trusty camera and try as I might to hide out of camera shot, he always gets one!

Xj... you know you'd miss him if we kept him ooop north! ;)

Karey @ 15/08/2014 20:32

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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The more you hide the more determind the camera gets!

Be warned mwahahaha

Deleted Member @ 15/08/2014 22:23

xj
In: London
Posts: 1139
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bugger. i forgot i gave him my phone number. he's been harassing me by text.
just wait till he reads this though. and i'm afraid lancastrians only get two jelly babies and a flower to keep him.

xj @ 15/08/2014 22:47

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Make. It three jelly babies, a flower and a diy kit and some chocolate and I will keep him for a month. Send some cider up and who knows

rowanblossom @ 15/08/2014 23:04

DAVE VM
In: Bexhill On Sea
Posts: 11938
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Too late i'm already home, you dilly dallied too long with making the payment Mark.

You're upping the ante a bit there rb, xj would never dip his hand in his pocket that deep, he can't reach the bottom anyway !!.

I snuck out this morning under the cover of darkness just so i could see all of you down South once again.

And yes my camera has got a Karey homing device installed, ready to be used at every opportunity !!.

DAVE VM @ 17/08/2014 17:32

Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 36723
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I'm glad you're back Dave and can't wait to see you with a flat cap gaffer taped on top of your lid and to watch you put a ferret down your trousers.

Ragnar @ 17/08/2014 20:01

Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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Shhhhh....he hasn't noticed there's a ferret already down there

Alice2 @ 17/08/2014 22:21

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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Dammit!!!!! so, that's where it went!!!!!

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2014 22:29

DAVE VM
In: Bexhill On Sea
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Thought i had been fidgeting more than usual
since meeting up at Squires !!!.

DAVE VM @ 17/08/2014 22:51

Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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hahah Dave.. I managed to evade you this time! I waited until I knew it was safe to venture out and made my way to Squires today!

Ragnar...don't forget the pigeons.. we've sent some homing pigeons wi flat caps on, monitored on ground by whippets, carrying some tripe n chips

Karey @ 17/08/2014 23:24

Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 36723
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I wouldn't dare say anything like that, that would be stereotyping.

Ragnar @ 18/08/2014 07:42

Double six
In: South Kirkby
Posts: 6936
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You sure it is a whippet and not my polecat? he seems to be AWOL at the moment!

Double six @ 18/08/2014 08:32

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