I'm trying to loose weight guys!! Give me a break ......
Luckily I don't have any sponge cake or similar in the kitchen or else I'd now be in there chomping!
Scary - I have a mate nicknamed Patrick after the Spongebob character (another mate's kids named him that). I've never watched it, but apparently they call him that because he's always wearing shorts no matter what the weather, and he's a bit of a nob.