I was talking about my own fat Daz, if you read my *previous post you would know that cos I was ranting about not getting the grant I applied for, to pay for new clothes cos I'd put WEIGHT ON! since I quit smoking.
*I also asked for a grant (£180 in total, from undies to overcoat) for new clothes, (I can't afford a loan as I can't afford to repay it) since I quit smoking I've put weight on and even my undies don't fit me anymore. Have you tried wearing clothes, and especially undies, that are 2 sizes too small? it's not very comfortable. (No thanks, donations are not required lol) I was told my need is not great enough. The fact that I can't do my coat up to keep the rain and cold out doesn't matter to them. And before anyone says go on a diet don't bother, I'm ranting I don't want criticising lol
Hmmmm... Random?
More of a specific rant today
Yet AGAIN... Dad gets a rehab slot at a Spinal Injuries Unit... & the skin on his pressure sore breaks open so they can't do a damn thing!
*curses long and loud*
2 years after the event... Why oh why did I not put my foot down with a heavy hand when it happened and insist on immediate rehab treatment?
& of course, parents don't like to make a fuss, so Ma's mate drove him to the hospital yesterday after I'd TOLD them to get an ambulance sent for him... GGGgrrrrrrr!!!
/exits rant mode
C'est la vie.
OK... *wracks brains*
Who've I upset recently?
I keep getting random phone calls offering me strange jobs, hearing aids, stairlifts and the "chance" to adopt kids.
Apparently I'm also called Fiona.
Maybe Fiona upset somebody but gave them my phone number?
No idea - couldn't hear another the word the woman said over my hysterical giggling after she said I met their criteria and would make an excellent placement for any of their children!
Met the criteria??
You are anonymous and you have a phone?
Oh no... evidently, "I" have completed their detailed preliminary questionnaire... they were just wondering why I'd not responded to their email... hmmm... because they've sent it to an email address I've not used for well over a year...
Seems it's not a recent grudge then?! lol
XY - I chose the term "kids" as a marginally less offensive option than "spawn of Satan"... apparently I've declared a desire to place their most "challenging" youngsters. Aye, right.
Can't be the previous couple who conducted a campaign of imagined harrassment against me... they wouldn't have had my current mobile number!
I'd phoned up their ad in the local rag... told them if they were doing Kleeneze, Amway, Betterware or anything similar that I wasn't interested. They swore it was none of the above and insisted on dropping their "information pack" and video round... they practically threw it at me and ran away!
Flippin Kleeneze! Lying sods.
So I held it... for over a month... while they phoned several times a day begging for it back, until one night they telephoned at 1am to demand it back... as it was currently pouring with rain I happily carried their silly information pack outside and threw it into the middle of the road - told 'em to help themselves
& so began the campaign of silly phone calls, pizzas and taxis turning up at random times, letters thanking me for offering to include their care home/donkey sanctuary/gnome rescue centre in my will etc!
I had great fun with it!
Must've taken a lot of effort... they can't have been devoting much time to their thriving Kleeneze business eh?
Eh? Wasn't listenening, sorry XY.....
Got a few books on revenge here, fun to read but nothing compares to what I could hatch.... shame I just can't be bothered with the revenge thing... prefer to spend my time on positive stuff.
Fate always deals with people who wrong me anyway - as has been proven very forcefully on a couple of occasions!!
I must have some powerful beings looking after me!
(and I NEVER ride faster than my Guardian Angels can fly...)
Just discovered the class I wanted to do next year (September) is fully booked! *rants* Didn't dare hand over a cheque last week for it *curses self for not anticipating & budgeting*
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