Just cos I is blonde do not think i am daft, I know perfectly well what "soporific" means And lettuces are indeed soporific, cos they sent peter rabbit to sleep in Mr Mcgregor's garden.. so there
Kermit the from has got a big n for sticking into miss piggy
he stuck it once
he stuck it up twice
and now they got two little green piggys
see i can do romantic too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a topical one - with the snow an all - wot I wrote
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EVEREST
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Chomolongma – the living mountain
Awakens a hunger that breeds
On restless anticipation.
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Your primal territorial instinct
Yearns to proclaim ownership,
To embark on a formidable
adventure
Of unknown parameters.
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Heightened senses absorb
The portentous impact of
Each glacier, serac and crevasse;
Each couloir, col and cornice.
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Every gravity-laden step is
hindered
By a tempestuous, ruthless
assault.
Moisture is vacuumed from every
breath,
Your freeze-dried face full of
hope.
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One more step and
One scant breath
One more and
One more.
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You glance up to a wall of ice
You glance again; the same.
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One more step and
One scant breath
One more and
One more.
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Breathe in the sky!
You are stunned into a state
of exquisite transcendence, as
Colossal landscapes do battle to
enter your eyes.
You are loath to relinquish your
stake
As Mother, Goddess of the Earth
embraces you.
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The jet stream serpent screams
for your descent
Through the desiccated litter of
failed explorers
Gorged on by the black Gorak
ravens.
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And your reward for offerings of
Spirit, sacrifice and endurance
Is life,
Tea,
And biscuits.
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we're gonna do the villaMy bluenose mates and mewe're going down to villa parkand win the game by 3we are gonna be the victorsfrom these 2 football teamsAnd Bj will be cryingand buy me heinz baked beans
She's gonna buy me a pint of abbott ale followed by yuk sung, roast duck with bamboo shoots and a bowl of mr whippy to finish off reallly but it didn't rhyme.....
LMAO....big time.....
We are the lads
BJ openly admits "she" is really a cross dessing skinhead from the Holte end.....
And we'll beat you all
unless you're called West Ham.......
Still on top of you i believe :)
BJ !!!! some people might need an explanation.....
I'm still a good boy y'know..
You and Drobbs make a fine pair I must say....
No silly......I want us on top, and everyone else underneath....
especially be nice to see you on the bottom... then I'd LMAO
There can be only one....and that should be us....
Get it now.... (shakes head tutting) Villa fans !!!! where do they get em from ???
UP THE BLUES
I want us on top, and everyone else underneath....
especially be nice to see you on the bottom
mmm ....... surely ur statement as it was directed at me does not make grammatical sense , by the using the word us, must then mean you and me, so if that is the case how i can i be on top yet u wish to see me on th ebottom ???
By definition, if we are on top, then you must be underneath us. And if you were on top we would be underneath you. Get it now ???
However, at the moment you are not on top but we are still underneath you....savvy????
So what u saying.....you a secret closet, Tassel wearing Bluenose ????
Yipeeeeeeeeeeee