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jelly babies lol

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WheelyNealy @ 21/10/2009 23:54  

Jelly babies? They don't have skeletons ya plum!

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Sandi @ 21/10/2009 23:59  

There is an advert on the tv where a guy is runing his hands through a girls hair then he goes when the hairdresser comes back, So i tried it and this girls bloke said that if i didnt stop doing that to his bird he would remove my skeleton so i was just wondering if it was possible.

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Deleted Member @ 22/10/2009 00:25  

I see, he wanted to filet you for feeling his filly lol Make no bones about it, you was out of order

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Sandi @ 22/10/2009 00:32  

It was not on her head, Kiss ma bad self.

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Deleted Member @ 22/10/2009 00:38  

(off to me pit now AD, nite)

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Sandi @ 22/10/2009 00:41  

It was on her arms she used to be in the circus.

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Deleted Member @ 26/10/2009 22:24  

1 used dot to dot book will consider swapping for a piece of orange tin foil

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Brummie Jackie @ 26/10/2009 22:32  

Av got a part worn piece of green carpet if thats any good.

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Deleted Member @ 27/10/2009 15:29  

have u no red ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 27/10/2009 15:34  

I could paint it.

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Deleted Member @ 27/10/2009 15:37  

MMmmmmm ok i'll have yellow then

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Brummie Jackie @ 27/10/2009 15:54  

Oh ive got a tin of spotted paint you could have that.

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Deleted Member @ 27/10/2009 16:06  

Does i get fries with that ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 27/10/2009 16:26  

Sorry the paint is stripey and its only half full and mi brush has no bristles.

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Deleted Member @ 28/10/2009 20:00  

Life always lands butterside down...Soldiers called out during the firefighter's strike of 1978 rescued a cat from a tree. But as they reversed their fire engine out of the drive they ran over it.

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Deleted Member @ 28/10/2009 23:26  

ah the poor tree, if nobody was about did it make a noise ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 28/10/2009 23:31  

twas the poor old puss

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Deleted Member @ 31/10/2009 01:53  

When i am king.

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Deleted Member @ 01/11/2009 00:48  

All hail me.

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Deleted Member @ 04/11/2009 19:41  

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