smiley is lookin 4wd to being looked after by u millsy,he wants to have a go at revving ur bandit like charlie did,and scare the neighbours!!! i used to have a visiting cat,it brings me little pressys like dead birds,artistically arranged on the doorstep!
know what you mean witchiest i used to live way oout in the sticks and had 3 cats, one morning i walked downstairs and trod on a half eaten rat with all its guts between me toes.... the air was blue and since then i wear slippers, an they used to bring birds in and strip their feathers god it was a bitch trying to get the feathers out the carpet !!!!
i've got an allergy to cats now so its just the dog for me she just brings in sludge and twigs !!!!!!!!!!!
could always get one of those baby strap carrier thingis strap him to my chest and get a tiny tiny helmet witchiest x with those baby grips bet he'd never let go
Waxing , that sounds a bit YELP.
Talking of which, has anyone seen the movie "Forty year old virgin". I reckon us men could end up looking a bit patchy and bloodied after a fresh chest waxing - not a pleasant thought indeed!
I was once told I should get a back, sack and crack wax done, needless to say I beat a hasty retreat when my so called love of my life suggested the afore mentioned eye watering procedure - one wonders if the suggestion was made in order to get her own back for something I had done previously?
All hail the razor blade!