had a very close shave today but avoided the middle earther on his obvious yeti in the south hunt, his game was given away by the cloth cap and the whippets around his feet.....saw him a mile away..threw a few coins on the ground to distract then went the long way around..
......last seen with another hobbit making copper wire, fighting over a 2 pence piece lol........
Anyway Jackie you are now in possesion of a long what? thats is pink ?????
Gulps deeply and ....PMSL...... and what are your intentions towards the innocent oppressed yeti with this .....
.........cowers and reminds you of Geneva convention and subsection 3 Para 2 'all Yeti POW's to be treated fairly and no torture to be used. An excemption is allowed with 'alcoholic cohersion' & 'arse slaps with consent'as long as the interrogator has an NVQ level 2 and a half.
Ah ha but we Yeti's do the NVQ assessers in Pre school to stay one step ahead as usual...its elementary my dear Hobbit.....please provide evidence of said NVQ or it will be revoked lol
.........cowers and reminds you of Geneva convention and subsection 3 Para 2 'all Yeti POW's to be treated fairly and no torture to be used. An excemption is allowed with 'alcoholic cohersion' & 'arse slaps with consent'as long as the interrogator has an NVQ level 2 and a half.
We do not keep Yeti's as POWs just trophies i mean pets therefore we do not have to follow Geneva convention but we are oblidged by the RSPCY to provide health checks to said Yetis hence the long pink fluffy thing ...............
As for Hobbit NYQs do you speak Middle Earthish ?
This is to certify that if you ... Carrie ... understand ... any of the conversations on said forum ... then you are indeed ... as mad as the rest of us ;)
lol
As for Hobbit NYQs do you speak Middle Earthish ?
Of course we yeti's understand Hobbit, "eeeeee byyye gum lads...wheres thee cloth cap and whippet......"
Simples "SQUeeeeeK"
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