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As I have matured

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@ Kwak - yes sorry - bit off topic as i have matured.....i have learned you should never let a man have the last word...it gives them ideas far above their station and this in turn leads them to believe they are in charge!

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kwakgirl @ 15/12/2010 16:53  

Thanks for keeping us focused kwak..... quite right too!!

You say "I've learned that you cannot make someone love you"....
Well I'm not sure if this is true, but if you had a big enough tool box, there's bound to be something suitable to 'make' them love you.... by fair means or fowl!!

Like a big pair of grips to wrench his nuts! That would do it!! (nothing worse than a chewed up 24mm).

Not sure about stalking kwak? I'd panic with a stalker.


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sifimedia @ 15/12/2010 18:18  

Sifi - FOWL ????? is that like a chicken then???? or maybe you mean game birds! ??? .......ooooo er! think you need the dictionary!

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kwakgirl @ 15/12/2010 18:46  

Not sure about stalking kwak? I'd panic with a stalker. sifimedia, I've already had a stalker so I wouldn't recommend it. An internet stalker, he followed me all over the net causing me grief and threatened to find me and kill me just cos I said I didn't want to meet him. When chatting in chat room (not Biker Match) he seemed inconsistent, one minute he was 'normal' next he was 'weird'. Other chatters told me that he would just turn up out of the blue, at their homes, late at nite, even after being told not to turn up unexpectedly. Thankfully I didn't give him any of my personal contact details, there's a lot to be said for maturity.

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Sandi @ 15/12/2010 23:45  

Yeah, I know there are some game birds on Biker Match. Foul fowl!!

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Sandi @ 16/12/2010 00:04  

You see Sifi...Kwak was trying to warn you about "stalkers" (the sort that follow you round on the net...and have to have the last word!) and it went totally across the top of your head....

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kwakgirl @ 16/12/2010 00:10  

At my age kwakgirk, there's not much on top of my head to stop it in it's flow!!

Amen!

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sifimedia @ 16/12/2010 08:25  

not much inside it either.... obviously!

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kwakgirl @ 16/12/2010 14:08  

"When chatting in chat room (not Biker Match) he seemed inconsistent, one minute he was 'normal' next he was 'weird'."

Thats the good thing about Bikermatch, kwack. You know where you stand with them, cause they're all weird.


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DriftnSlide @ 16/12/2010 16:33  

Yep... Not a normal guy to be seen anywhere here..... or so the voices in my head have told me...... Nurse..... Nurse!!

Very true DnS

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sifimedia @ 16/12/2010 18:33  

define normal!

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kwakgirl @ 16/12/2010 19:57  

I have a certificate off my psychiatrist to say I'm normal, can't get better than that

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wheelbarrow @ 16/12/2010 20:02  

yeah WB ...that i can believe!

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kwakgirl @ 16/12/2010 20:46  

Here, Wheelbarrow, I tried to contact your psychiatrist yesterday...
When I called I got that dreaded menu system. It went as follows

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.


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sifimedia @ 22/12/2010 01:14  

your turn kwakgirl!!! sort him out!!! just know you can do it!!!

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kooky @ 22/12/2010 01:19  

Hey sifi I have all those symptoms

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wheelbarrow @ 22/12/2010 07:47  

Me too wheelbarrow.... ever since I joined Biker Match!!

I also think I'll visit my GP as I'm feeling the onset of 'kooky stirring syndrome', which is raising my Blood Pressure!!

More medication.... Nurse?.......... nurse?

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sifimedia @ 22/12/2010 10:42  

i was about to say Sifi - that you have quite obviously tried all those options...but then you beat me to it so therefore you must be after sympathy. well "there there" consider yourself patted on the head poor little thing............. is the straight jacket on him now boys? ok take him away!

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kwakgirl @ 22/12/2010 13:40  

You're all heart kwakgirl!!

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sifimedia @ 22/12/2010 18:35  

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