In the pub with two mates. One hands the other a losing betting slip for the grand national and walks up to the bar. 2rd mate put betting slip over a candle on the table and starts to burn the betting slip. 1st mate now remembers that there is a £10 note wrapped up in the betting slip.
Only a Yorkshire man who had dropped 10p would have move faster.
getting my first full month wage slip and realising that my job swap was more than worth it its fandabidoozie i feel for the ones i left behind that after 25yrs service are still on less money than me and i have a much easier job god my old firm are a bunch of users
getting a phone call from a telesales guy with a busy office type background sound track so that it was difficult to understand him, trying to talk me into going to a industrial hear damage test......I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe
the actions of certain small minded people who always think what theyre doing and saying is right no matter who they think theyre hurting!! but thankfully these days its like water off a ducks back to me just carry on i got bored with it long ago pmsl
The net figures – which take into account the UK’s rebate – show the UK’s contribution to the EU was £2.7bn in 2008, rising to £3.8bn in 2009, £7.2bn in 2010, £7.5bn in 2011, £8.5bn in 2012 and £11.3bn in 2013.Matthew Elliott, chief executive of the Business for Britain campaign group, said: “Despite David Cameron securing a historic EU budget cut, the cost of the EU to UK taxpayers continues to spiral out of control. We cannot continue to write bigger and bigger cheques to remain a member of an unreformed and uncompetitive European Union.
A salesman trying to sell me £10500 worth of of MV Augusta asked me what I was riding, I told him mine was the one he was leaning on. He really did jump a long way back. I'm still chortling.
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