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Ragnar
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What would it take for a good night out with you? I like the peanut ones.

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Ragnar @ 20/04/2012 23:47

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What is your fave pizza? i dont life the coffee ones

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Ragnar
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What drinks don't you order from starbucks? I could do with it being shorter.

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Ragnar @ 22/04/2012 08:56

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would you recommend your brand of toilet paper? sometimes i dont do it till about mid day

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Ragnar
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What time do you get up? eggs on toast.

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Ragnar @ 22/04/2012 09:52

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when last orders strikes in your local what do you request from the barmaid? such a hairy thing but worth a big kiss

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Ragnar
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What would give me on a first date Suzi? I loved to hop it

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Ragnar @ 22/04/2012 10:15

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Can you do the Lambada? i personally dont like the new name

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Ragnar
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Is it true that you're going to become a nun and now to be known as Sister Suzi? I want there once at it was closed.

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Ragnar @ 22/04/2012 12:03

davidneale
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What is that Open all hours shop like?
I think it looks fantastic!

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davidneale @ 22/04/2012 20:20

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what do you think of my new tribal nose tattoo ? i think its easier to just stuff it back in the carrier thing once used (ps. davidneale you are not allowed to go away agian unless im away too..... the forums have been verrrryy slow moving... mostly me and rags and alli keeping it going... that was it )

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Ragnar
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What did you think of the sea harrier when you took it of a fly around? I like all types of birds. I like it being here with two lovely ladies

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Ragnar @ 22/04/2012 20:56

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Have you ever had sex with an osterich? it was only the one! (Suz, it looks like you will have to come to the Into The Valley Rally then). (sorry I am back cramping your style Ragner)

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davidneale @ 22/04/2012 21:02

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i know i said any card will do for me dads birthday but "It's a Boy" probs aint quite what i meant.... sometimes i set it to keep going till about 1am

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Do you annoy your neighbours with loud music? she only lived up the road!

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davidneale @ 22/04/2012 21:47

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Did you write that song about "living next door to Alice"? Beer over water.

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Ragnar @ 23/04/2012 11:04

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Appart from you, was there anything in that barrel when you went over Niagra Falls? I said your bum don't look big in that.

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davidneale @ 23/04/2012 11:38

Ragnar
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How did you get milk from that old cow? And that your honour is the truth.

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Ragnar @ 23/04/2012 12:45

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So you said, I am unemployed, the wifes thrown me out, my dog died, my ex is now sh***ing my best mate and he don't want to know me anymore, the kids don't talk to me since I swapped them for a Harley, the Harley broke down so I needed money to fix it and thats when I got arrested for nicking sweets out of Woollies but I paid 20p for them. I needed the sweets to bribe some kids to do the job cos I only have one good leg and can't run very fast, so it wasn't me.
Well how can I do that!

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davidneale @ 23/04/2012 13:32

Ragnar
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Do you want to get rid of the harley for a real bike? Put it between your hands.

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Ragnar @ 23/04/2012 21:28

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