This woman goes to an escort agency and asks what sort of man she can get for her money.
"Well" says the girl from behind the counter. "For £50 you can have Wayne Rooney, he does miss a lot, but scores quite highly. Then for £100 you can have Ian Botham, he can last an entire innings. For £1000 you can have Father Christmas."
"Why so much for Father Christmas, he is an old man."
"Yes" says the girl. " He only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings."
In the spirit of christmas, well...scrooge really...I think I'll just read the posts on here and spend the dosh, that I save not buying the book, on one of those escorts mentioned earlier.
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Have yourself a merry little christmas
Shine your bike so bright
From now on your baubles
Will be on your trike
Have yourself a merry little christmas
Make the yule-tide gay
From now on your troubles
Will be miles away
Here we are as in biker days
Happy biker days of yore
Faithfull friends who are dear to us
Will be posting again once more
Through the years
We all will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shinning star
On the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little christmas now
By Rock Chick & Crafty Gwen
Here Comes Santa Clause
Here comes Rock Chick
Here comes Rock Chick
Right Down Bikers Way
Bandit & BP and all her Reindeer
Pulling on the Sleigh
Storm is ringing, children singing
All is merry an d bright
Hang your stockings and say your prayers
Cause Rock Chick comes tonight
Here comes Rock Chick
Here comes Rock Chick
Right down bikers way
She's got a bag that is filled with toys
For every boy and girl
Here those sleigh bells jingle jangle
Oh! what a beautiful sight
Jump in to bed ,cover up your head
Cause Rock Chick comes tonight!