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TeeCee
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*hoping this thread gets back on topic soon as I have just realised I am in way over my head!!*

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TeeCee @ 04/12/2008 12:53

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I cannot pour myself a glass of beer without drinking it.

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Deleted Member @ 04/12/2008 12:59

tangoman60
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i cannot access yahoo mail!!ffs!

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 13:39

Wannabe
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Sexual attraction (or indeed repulsion) is often present in a platonic relationship between members of the opposite sex, but it's not a pre-requisite ;o) I've plenty of male friends who say complimentary things about me and tell me they love me etc, yet I know I could trust them to the ends of the earth never to "try it on" with me. But if a chap acts overly flirtatious with me or says something OTT to me with regard to say, their expectations of spending an afternoon in my company, it makes me wary of them and reluctant to find myself alone with them, regardless of whether they believe they are being serious or just joking. Better safe than sorry. That just makes me cautious and responsible for my own safety, it doesn't make me a bad person. Meanwhile... I cannot get the boss to comprehend plain English. Perhaps I should learn Italian?

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Wannabe @ 04/12/2008 14:03

Wannabe
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I also cannot understand this PM... Should I try Babelfish? "how do babe what hap oin lice front" I honestly don't know the first thing about lice, I'm really sorry! I mean, are we talking headlice? Woodlice? I'd answer if only I had a clue what to say!

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Wannabe @ 04/12/2008 14:07

TeeCee
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ah... the wonders of predictive text, maybe?? In a heated erotic text exchange I once told a girlfriend I couldn't wait to kick her puppy....

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TeeCee @ 04/12/2008 14:34

tangoman60
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blimey you get em WB!

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 14:36

tangoman60
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i txted a lady wkd said areyou going to plymouth tomorow reply went 'dunno but up for anything xxx by the way who are yu?'

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 14:38

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hmmm... looks up Pitlochry on the map,very wise words from nice bloakage there!!

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Deleted Member @ 04/12/2008 15:33

TeeCee
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Aw, thanks LC! (I am available for weddings, bahmitzvahs and children's parties - my speciality is making balloons out of dogs...)

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TeeCee @ 04/12/2008 16:48

Oggy
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TC,text remark.
What was your reply to that TM.I'd have said it's Firebladekid

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Oggy @ 04/12/2008 17:24

tangoman60
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coulda been a bloke!!

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tangoman60 @ 04/12/2008 17:26

Oggy
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Valid point I suppose,hence saying it's Firebladekid
Think Dave might be on here on my case in a little while

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Oggy @ 04/12/2008 17:33

bikerchick1966
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Thanks and big hug to you Wills...sorry Oggy mate, scoffed cake...you know comfort eating and all that!!! PMSL Hope you are alright mate?

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bikerchick1966 @ 04/12/2008 23:39

geoffb2005
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I'm still wondering why anyone would want to kick a puppy?? Puppies are lovely - I like to stroke and play with them as often as I can. Oh and I changed my bed this morning, including the duvet ..... it was easy! (Quickly looks for exit .......)

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geoffb2005 @ 05/12/2008 17:50

Oggy
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I like pussys too Geoff,spent all night stroking one last night,puppies are good as well.

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Oggy @ 05/12/2008 17:55

TeeCee
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*shouts out to geoff*... "which duvet cover did you go for in the end, Pirates of The Carribean or Toy Story??"

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TeeCee @ 05/12/2008 17:56

Oggy
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I heard there was a Barbie one somewhere

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Oggy @ 05/12/2008 17:57

TeeCee
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TeeCee @ 05/12/2008 17:59

TeeCee
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a*se - just realised oggy and I could be seriously moderated by geoff from now on....

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TeeCee @ 05/12/2008 18:00

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