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i be very very gentle,she says wiv fingers x'd behind her back!!!

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witchiest @ 29/12/2006 15:07  

Oooh take me I'm all yours

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Moxey77 @ 29/12/2006 15:16  

blimey,ur easily plsd!!!

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witchiest @ 29/12/2006 15:31  

Not that easy But I could be persuaded.

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Moxey77 @ 29/12/2006 15:47  

Don't bother with wax........... just use easy start and old axle grease......... and a pair of pliers......... 2W's won't even know the difference hon.

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rubecula @ 29/12/2006 17:05  

Rube I wish you'd stop reading my diary ffs

That's the last time I leave it laying around at BM Towers.

Ooooh, have to go chill out and listen to the new Beatles CD now. What a luvly late prezzie. Came today, from me to me.

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Moxey77 @ 29/12/2006 18:06  

its not that oggy its you blokes you get the wrong end of the stick all the time used to wax blokes chests an backs its quite funny watching them waitin for you to tear it off timing is essential talk to them an when they least expectin it whip it off an see them squirm it only hurts till the wax creams massaged in then it just tingles ( for ages) rube you supply the axel gease an pliers mate an i'll try it the old fashioned way any takers ??????

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storm @ 29/12/2006 18:48  

Oh go on then, I'll be the guinea pig

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Moxey77 @ 29/12/2006 18:49  

lol guinie pigs too hairy and would have rspca onto me !!!! anyway witchiest is doin you 2ws so good luck witichiest

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storm @ 29/12/2006 18:51  

You can have a go at the one's she misses Storm

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Moxey77 @ 29/12/2006 18:52  

women never miss !!!

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storm @ 29/12/2006 18:55  


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Di @ 29/12/2006 18:55  

Well, no one misses me anyway

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Moxey77 @ 29/12/2006 18:57  

Not if they're a half decent shot

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Di @ 29/12/2006 19:03  

does the axle grease have gritty bits in it?

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Oggy @ 29/12/2006 21:41  

i'm not pissed ya know

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Oggy @ 29/12/2006 21:42  

Jeezus Di and Storm........ I dunno who I would trust to wax me out of you two.................. Bet I'd end up clinging to the roof like a demented Garfield. Although............ somehow I find the idea.... interesting? Not had a bare chest since I was in school..... hmmmmmmm Charity waxing anyone??????

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rubecula @ 29/12/2006 22:36  

have neva waxed any1 b4,but just to be sure i dont miss any,maybe i should jus use fly paper or carpet tape??

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witchiest @ 30/12/2006 12:14  

@ witchiest. Carpet tape.................... I've just come back from the salon so could surely inflict the same on any unsuspecting bloke

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Di @ 30/12/2006 12:35  

damn right,me will jus watch and learn and maybe tweezer out any stray ones??

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witchiest @ 30/12/2006 12:37  

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