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Ignorant f%&kers who sit in the right hand lane when you're late for work. You'd think that coming up behind him at well over the speed limit, flashing the HID main beam would be enough to tell him to move over, but noooo. Everyone else on Leeds' inner ring road moved over and indeed were thanked by a little wave from me. But not this to£^er. He sits there, travelling at 0.0125mph more than the vehicles in the left hand lane. A couple more flashes of the main beam and all it makes him do is flick his mirror down!! Aaaaarrrggghhhhhh!!!!!! BAS!$RD!!!! IGNORANT T&%TING BA!$£RD!! So the next gap I see in the left hand lane and I nip up his inside. Then whilst alongside him, I swerve violently over to the right, causing him to swerve away from me, lose control and spin into the barriers in the central reservation. Huge crash and his car explodes in a huge ball of flames with him still inside it. I offer an evil smile. (I may have merely fantasised about the last bit).

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geoffb2005 @ 17/09/2009 13:16  

Is it just me or does the last paragraph of Geoffs thread remind you of a scene from a film???

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Brummie Jackie @ 17/09/2009 13:48  

got to be honest geoff, if someone was flashing there lights for me to move ...i sooooooo wouldnt....as to me thats one of the worse things someone can do to me, makes my blood boil

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Deleted Member @ 17/09/2009 14:50  

LMAO off geoff ......ever thought of getting up earlier so your not late for work !!!!! just a thought

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jabecs @ 17/09/2009 15:35  

Why do injections have to hurt so bl**dy much ....with all the technology we have at our disposal you think they could of solved this one by now !!!!!

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jabecs @ 17/09/2009 15:37  

Not sure in what manner Geoff was travelling so can't comment on that but there is a difference in using a single flash of the headlight to alert road users to your presence and/or intention to overtake as mentioned in the motorcycle roadcraft book and flashing your lights repeatedly in an aggressive fashion. The latter would get my back up as well but there are a lot of ignorant road users out there and if people were just a little more aware and courteous on the roads, traffic would flow so much better.

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Roachy @ 17/09/2009 16:53  

*travelling at 0.0125mph more than the vehicles in the left hand lane*

Sounds like a truck overtaking yet another truck

I had a similar incident but the other drivers floor pan buckled, tearing off his testacles and sending them under his back wheels just as he was hitting the barriers and impaling his forehead on the rear view mirror. Unfortunately the car didn't explode, just burned slowly and the fire engines couldn't get through the rest of the traffic. I tried the door handle but it was getting too warm so had to leave him to it, a real shame!

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RustyKnight @ 17/09/2009 17:42  

to me, and its only how i feel, even one flash of lights to ask me to move would see the red mist, but i am normally travelling at spped with traffic, but never do i flash my lights, but each to there own.

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Deleted Member @ 17/09/2009 17:48  

I always flash my lights accompanied by the raised finger signal in their rear view (curteously signalling them to move to the left of course) and if they still don't move over I post on the random rant thread!

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RustyKnight @ 17/09/2009 17:53  

now I know why I don't drive...... adventurous minds, maybe you should write a book ? its also getting very violent on this post !!

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Nutkin68 @ 17/09/2009 17:54  

Geoff,

In those circumstances I use the technique of German drivers on autobahns - keep the indicator announcing your intention to overtake on continuously. Then flash the lights.

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Cataraptor @ 17/09/2009 17:55  

i know your joking RK....you dont seem the type !!!!!!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 17/09/2009 17:55  

its the quiet ones you worry about Ian....

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Nutkin68 @ 17/09/2009 17:59  

You know what they say Ian, the quiet ones are the worst! I used to drive 30k per year for over 10 years and did some fantastic manouvres to get the to**ers to move over whilst staring into the whites of their eyes lol In some countries it's illegal to sit in the outside lane, even at high speed. It's used purely for an overtake then you must move back over immediately or it's a spot fine

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RustyKnight @ 17/09/2009 18:02  

i really cant believe you guys flash your lights to get people to move over, i find it a aggreessive attitude, hand on heart i have never done it, i am surprised.....but its just how i ride, each to there own.Plus flashing people only angers them, and could make them panic or stamp there foot on the brakes which could cause you to brake suddenly, make the person behind you panic...a bad idea....IMO, i know people may jump on my back re my comments but its how i feel, if i thought LC was on the way to me and she said some bloke was flashing her to get out of the way.....i would think the ***** ******* *************

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Deleted Member @ 17/09/2009 18:03  

RK wrote :spot fine how can they see if you have a pimple................? and to be fined for it, shocking !! so happy I live in the UK

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Nutkin68 @ 17/09/2009 18:06  

I agree with you totally Ian, road rage scares the hell out of me - why is everyone so impatient nowadays ?

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Nutkin68 @ 17/09/2009 18:10  

the thing is, most motorists will notice a bike with there lights on........yay someone agrees with me !!!!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 17/09/2009 18:11  

my blood pressure's high enough without anyone scaring me half to death doing road rage at me !!

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Nutkin68 @ 17/09/2009 18:13  

Hi, I would like to jump in on this rant, I also do a lot of driving in my job - easily 50k miles per year. If drivers just obeyed the highway code things would be alot easier. middle lane and lane 3 huggers make me mad. Its not that difficult to indicate left and move back to the correct lane when able. Middle lane huggers cause more hold ups than a little - and dont get me on to bloody lorries overtaking on hills LOL Sorry to butt in but thought I would say hi

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Throttle Jockey @ 17/09/2009 18:19  

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