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davidneale
In: London
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Whats the best way to measure the length of a rattle snake?
Don't know what she meant by it!
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Riggy66
In: Huddersfield
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When the nurse asked how recent your last 'movement' was ...?
I thought he said 'Fact Hunt'
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davidneale
In: London
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He was on about some obese geezer behaving like an idiot.
That looks good on you.
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Ragnar
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would you traslate this into sign language please?
il eat one or two bt not all of em
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Ragnar
In: London
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How many twix fingers would you eat?
is that for real
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davidneale
In: London
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What did you think when you had your plastic surgery?
I can't seem to move it very far.
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Deleted Member
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if you get off your maybe you can help pack the tent away?
il have mine crispy ish please
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davidneale
In: London
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How do you want your eggs done?
if I can have one of those, it would be nice
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Ragnar
In: London
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Would you like something for weekend sir?
Any day of the week.
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davidneale
In: London
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Whats the best day to pull a sicky?
it's not going around.
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Noddy1
In: Halifax
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Have you noticed my wind turbine today
I think I was only doing 40
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davidneale
In: London
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What did you say to the police officer when he asked you what you was doing riding on the pavement?
my brain went numb!
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Deleted Member
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what happened when you stuck your head in the freezer?
i wish he would stop barking when i do that
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davidneale
In: London
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When you poke your boyfriend in the the eye with a stick, how do you feel?
it was all part of the job.
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Deleted Member
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when you worked in the cat food factory and had to eat teh food for quality testing what did you think?
that's enough fankoo
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davidneale
In: London
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another bottle of vodi?
"oh" sorry I never noticed.
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do you like my new purple mohican?
i think you can get them in pink, blue, yellow or even green!
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davidneale
In: London
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I like your new tryres, nice colour.
when did I say that?
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Ragnar
In: London
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You told me you wanted to do naughty things with Suzi, like throwing poo at old people?
It was my first time.
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