Say no to a drink on a Friday night. or any day with a Y in it I think I should warn everyone that anything said in my name later is not me,it will be down to John Jamesson & the owners of Scotish & Newcastle breweries Any problems please consult with them.
Sorry Arfur,they were kept under control,preoccupied
Erm,I've got to edit this.They weren't kept under as much control as I first thought according to texts I'm getting this morning. 'Reports of several men performing a fully monty for diners of the Bombay garden Indian resturant are believed to be nothing more than rumours,how ever witnesse's have said at least three of the group were known to have taken their shirts off & ran up & down the High st exclaiming at high volume 'We love xmas' & asking Santa where their bikes were whilst it's also thought they were asking him to count though actual word cannot be verified. This group also entertained the crowd with songs from the Macc lads like Sweaty Betty & a few choice rugby songs. One eye witness,Flo Milar 73 was quoted as saying 'They were very funny,but I wish I'd seen some full frontal male nudity'.
"but I wish I'd seen some full frontal male nudity"
Has she seen how cold it is outside?? Full frontal male nudity? She'd be lucky.
LBAS strikes again I should think ..... (Little Blue Acorn Syndrome)
.....Hence why I kept my strides on.I think...
Are your sure Oggy? ...there's reports of a pair of shreddies hanging from the barbers pole ont high street.....
I'll leave u to mek yr mind up over that one......
Persuade my family that they really don't need to be running around after me... Dad's arranged to cut his own hospital stay short, because of my operation, so that my Mum can be around when I'm admitted.
I knew it was causing a problem as I wouldn't be able to collect Dad from hospital, but was hoping that would prompt them to demand ambulance transportation - not rearrange everything to fit around me - d'oh!
Dohhhh ..sounds like my mum .. has regular hospital visits for her cancer treatment.. my fanatabulous sis-in-law drives her everywhere ( on account I'm 250 miles away ).. but mum wint get Hospital parkin permit..cos she says 'its not right as she doesnt have a car..and other ppl who have cars might need it'..!!!
Dohhhhh MUM...the permit is for sis in laws car.....!! lol
Also..if its a whole days treatment .. and treatment finishes early.. mum will get the bus home...leavin SIL turning up..and mum not there...
Quote'.. well i didn't want to put u outta your way...Unquote!
Things i have found i cannot do..... Understand parents !!!!