Brummie Jackie
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Mind a whizzing .................. not quite sure what ..................... ??? erm .................. whatever
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Brummie Jackie
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
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It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!
Brummie Jackie
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Bandit_Mr_P
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Surprised not to see:
Anthony and Cleopatra are found dead on the floor.
They are surrounded by glass and water.
How did they die?
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Anthony and Cleopatra were goldfish. Their bowl broke
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Gaze at this sentence for just about sixty seconds and then explain what makes it quite different from the average sentence. Quick! What is it?
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The police instantly arrested the murdered
Why? - Did he kill himself?
I hope they issued him with a caution!
Bandit_Mr_P
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Hehehehe we make a perfect pair darling ... both geeks
Brummie Jackie
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LOL ... not as far as PC's are concerned<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> but get me on the subject of phones ....
Brummie Jackie
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It's more powerful than God.It's more evil than the devil.The poor have it.The rich need it.If you eat it, you'll die.What am I
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Brummie Jackie
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Feed me and I Live
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